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barsilaybdroer

daily clicks for palestine

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azure-alter

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

waterandsilver

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

waterandsilver

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

owa-tagoo-siam

kunosoura

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

welcometoroom305

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

crabussy

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"

soundofhate

Every declaration of love is urgent because we are going to die

#dear god I’ve been saying this

2percentsugar

does anyone else remember being a hapless american child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just hate canadians? this book is $8 here and $13 there, that feels..... mean somehow

longseasons

This is My Blog ..... And No One... Can Take It Away

dubiousdisco

andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes

#cottagecore

shoestoreslore

this and a blunt

wingsfromwhere

k-simplex

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

thenupray4me

anonyymoose

stage 1 of liking media: yeah this thing is pretty good!

stage 2 of liking media: haha remember when blorbo bleepus did that thing that was so funny

stage 3 of liking media: huh this one song is kind of blorbo bleepus… if you think about this other song is also kind of blorbo bleepus

stage 4 of liking media: blorbo bleepus is really interesting… here’s a sensible analysis post

stage 5 of liking media: FUCK. THE CHARACTER. THE CHARACTER IM HAVING A CHARACTER ATTACK

stage 6 of liking media: well let’s see what ao3 has to offer!

stage 7 of liking media: everything goes on my character playlist. this song with no lyrics is about blorbo bleepus exploding a building and looking really cool. if this lyric was an entirely different sentence it would fit perfectly

stage 8 of liking media: who wants to hear about these characters new pronouns and mobility aids