I have stolen the Future

Optical Physics student and friends at the table enjoyer, she/they You can follow me if you want, but I'm mostly just reblogging Friends at the Table posts and complaining about my life in vague terms.

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[gur-sevraq]

Chat what do we think it means if you see a heron chased out of the reeds by a red-winged blackbird

[westmeath]

idgaf what anyone says regigigas has always been kind to me and i love hanging out with him and no one's taking that away from us

[lowhitpointspuppyplagueharpylady]

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[farsight-the-char]

Miss Quattro

by skchkkooo (xitter)

[souphamsters]

okay girl

[katzmatt]

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[shedreamonmyneon]

WHAT DO WE WANT?

[deadboy4000]

[takoxuls]

Yet another piece of whom is probably my all-time favourite Miyazaki heroine, Nausicaä. This one was a watercolour commissioned by one of the kindest clients I’ve had the pleasure to work with. Been a while without painting traditionally! 🌻

[hbmmaster]

"big hammer" is probably the best girl-coded weapon type. most of the other standard weapons for girls have pretty wild implications if you think about them for too long but big hammer would never let you down

[tubapun]

It always hits (much like a large hammer)

[kaasiand]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

thou? art not the knave. thou'rt not capable of BEING the knave. i hadst a knave, but now have none. thou. art not. the knave.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

wench wrench, wretched wench, i madst thou my wench (JESSIE!)

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

my sire and my lady and my lady and my si-ire

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules