Smo Queed

this was going to be my weed blog. then I got bored of weed and now its my everything blog. In my thirties. Australian. Gender agnostic. If you're looking for pictures of my cat check the tag #mademoiselle coco-smidge jelly belly the first.

[stinkweed-imp]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[pretentiouslimericks]

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

[emptyjunior]

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

[junebug-jamboree]

[roadside--picnic]

[immigrant]

this was tumblr in 2013

[allegedly-human]

This is tumblr in 2026

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

Tumblr sent me a special email just to make sure I saw this picture of a dragon jacking off

[yiffmaster]

finally this website is starting to work properly

[were--ralph]

remember when we were free? when we could run in the fields and feel the wind in our hair? i miss that too.

[digitaldiscipline]

I remember when we could look at a pineapple without thinking of your sex life.

[were--ralph]

[saltysocksniffer]

[dogboyblood]

[hallohartje]

Inuyoshi (IG: @wanwanbobo)

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[pangur-and-grim]

it is my experience that people with dermal implants and eyeball tattoos and 34 visible piercings are the sweetest people you'll ever meet and will cry if they see a pigeon with a broken wing. it is also my experience that clean-cut people in polo shirts with perfect smiles will vote against your rights and say the most disgusting things imaginable once they think you're out of earshot.

[nuka-rockit]

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[hymnism]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[boopsloop656]

[sapient-simian]

Light Pollution: The Overuse & Misuse of Artificial Light at Night

Light Pollution: The Overuse & Misuse of Artificial Light at Night

[fazedlight-deactivated20251111]

The Dark Site Finder map lets you get a good sense of where near you might be good for stargazing.

[theunvanquishedzims]

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[dreamgirlvibes]

discipline is really just remembering who you said you wanted to be.

[feldfrog]

Hey man, my crush is gonna be here soon. Do you think you could emit some submissive pheromones so she thinks I’m more dominant? Please please please please please please please