R.I.P. guybortion (2013-2024)

Judas / Juno / Kindof any Ju- name || 25 || Married to @uraniumraven || Transmasc Bear-dyke || Any pronouns

[neififnekwoeu-deactivated201605]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[kosmogrl]

[angelssingtonightt]

[monster2003]

Well that’s not very in love with me of you

[isda-bata]

She’d rather die than be separated from her friends. I trust you Susie deltarune. Hopecore

[sacred-portal]

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[jncos]

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[kangarookawaii]

shwoing of her grub

#hergrub

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear

[bgm05]

PMDD pokémon mystery dungeon disorder

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[slunch]

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[kosmogrl]

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]