Life in the eyes of a Gwailo

 Sexy halfie college boy at WWU living that broke life. #BumSquad #Nerd

[jilf]

A collection

[omghotmemes]

See you in 1977

[randomslasher]

It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold. 

[teathattast]

This is objectively hilarious

[angelicguy]

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

[looking4myson]

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

[starridge]

i love you weed cat

[savedgame]

For fucks sake

[todaysbird]

They are best friends

[catchomps]

[fateside]

this is what hell looks like

[sassyintern]

[sassyintern]

[pochowek]

Wish i was drunk at a party explaining mgs to someone

[pochowek]

no go on

[tikkety-tok]

“Show them how you eat your broccoli!” 

im weak 😭😭😂

[gaycism]

[chromatophores-deactivated20201]

*chefs kiss* the dedication

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[the-memedaddy]

[noctumsolis]

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

[appendingfic]

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

[kragehund-deactivated20200518]

if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.

[lesbiankiliel]

why is english like this

[gahdamnpunk]

DEAADDDDDT

[beaky-peartree]

that’s not even a mouse, it’s a gerbil

[fudge-the-horse]

some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” 

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: 

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

good

[itsagifnotagif]

excellent news

[prole-log]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]