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Gwen | 24 | Tired

[enki2]

[noname10987]

Wasn't this a "Twilight Zone" episode?

[noname10987]

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[paeonia-green]

Gone.

[kcrossvine-art]

in me hole beep beep

[inner-muse]

I didn’t realize it was a short gif and was astounded by the procession of dumb pigeons getting swallowed one after another

[princessmo]

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[wizardgender]

fresh for the sharing

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[srdcovka]

we used to say kill all men

[strongopinionsahead]

yea and then we realized how harmful that was and how saying that did not help anyone and only harmed people, so people stopped saying it.

[srdcovka]

[longsightmyth]

I have held my peace [on tumblr] for long enough but now I must ask

WHY WOULD YOU EVER GET OFF A DRAGON IN BATTLE IF YOU HAVE A DRAGON TO RIDE AND CAN CALL DOWN LIGHTING

WHY

fuck the knives, THIS is the stupidest thing

[longsightmyth]

You have a giant flying naturally armored fire breathing reptile and you can call lightning from the skies

Naturally you must dismount and fight people

With knives

While your body breaks if somebody looks at you wrong

I don't think the people around you have your best interests at heart if this is what they're teaching you

[catasters]

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[beejamas]

I keep seeing appreciation posts for people who take photos of their plushies in public so please enjoy Poppy enjoying a NIN concert

[krudman]

I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

[time-traveling-fetus]

[ottisbuns]

[bnprime]

i don’t understand, are they supposed to get nicer or just less bruised up?

[katelyn-danger]

<- cocaine / alcohol->

[kingcriccket]

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

[rainyydoves]

[pathetic-gamer]

sent this post to my spouse

[talesfromtreatment]

The owner gave me permission to share photos... but look! Look at this little French Bulldog!

A nose! Minimal facial wrinkles! Breathes quietly! *delighted gasp*

[silly-jellyghoty]

Yes! And it's still super adorable!

[silverywillowtree]

[liittlecreatures1985]

i love the way civil asset forfeiture cases are phrased

[liittlecreatures1985]

[vivvy-of-the-lake]

no wonder they lost the war on drugs... look at all the other fronts they had to fight on 😔

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Don’t forget my favorite: United States of America v. Approximately Four Hundred Fifty Ancient Cuneiform Tablets and Approximately Three Thousand Ancient Clay Bullae

[anyonewestofbree]

Let’s climb on and chew and get chomped by mama

[drtanner]

Me, seeing the first frame of this video: Oh, mama's at the end of her rope. :')

[thecolorsfucked]

she seems a lil stressed