Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess
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Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess
If AO3 had a slogan
*Nestor Voice* Hey so it's come to my attention that we've had some bitchbaby drama created a somewhat hostile work enviroment here in the achaean camp and I'd like to address that by speaking with all of you one on one about how you can get your shit together create a more inclusive atmosphere for your fellow kings and princes. This really isn't targeted at anyone we all need to work together to foster a more supportive community😊. Anyways we'll go alphabetically.
i wanted to read some merthur fanfic and tell me why i went on ao3 to find SIX new fics today. guys the show is from 2008. what the FUCK
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“so this week my town made the news for—” nope
“there’s a restaurant two miles from my house called—” nope
“today I learned [celeb] went to my high school—” nope nope nope nope nope
these are all real posts I’ve seen on the internet that allowed me to identify a user’s hometown instantly. if it’s a small town, that’s doubly dangerous, because a bad actor could trace you just by a unique first name or selfie you once posted. in an age where doxxing and stalking are some of the worst I’ve ever seen it, you HAVE to think twice about what you’re posting online.
i once saw a 13-year old post an image they noted as being “a few miles from their house.” it had a theater in the shot with a unique enough name to be local. one google maps search, now everyone knew not only what city they lived in, but the possible neighborhoods in that radius too. and they had a HUGE following…who all knew this was a 13-year-old child.
so yeah. not to sound like a 90s internet safety PSA…but I’m gonna be that PSA for a minute.
if you’re posting an image, there is NO need to say that you live there. you could just be traveling. “saw this in Montana” is better than “saw this by my house!”
before you post about a venue, especially a restaurant or small store, check and see if it’s local—CRUCIALLY if it has only one or two locations. people might travel to arenas or convention centers, but they’re far less likely to be traveling to Bartleby’s Fish and Chips. if it’s an anecdote and you still live nearby, you can honestly just leave the name out entirely.
if you’re sharing a news story, it can just be a story you found and wanted to share. you don’t have to clarify “it happened in my town,” because even if you don’t mention your town name, an easily-googled news article will.
if you’re seeing a concert or meeting a celebrity on a tour that’s stopped locally, wait until they’ve hit a few more venues before you post about it, or at the very least wait until you get home. this is honestly a smart move for any event you attend: unless you’re marketing yourself, there’s no need to advertise your location in real time.
check your selfie backgrounds for anything identifying. this includes city names on venues, school names, street signs, and house numbers.
this stuff is flexible if you no longer live in your hometown, or if your city is particularly big, but there’s STILL no reason to tie yourself to your school, your workplace, or your street. you can call it paranoid, but as someone who’s seen my friends get literal death threats over fictional characters before, the last thing I want is someone willing to act on those threats finding out where they live.
anyway. PSA over. does a kickflip or whatever
Masculinity is all about coming home from battle to see your gorgeous wife and have her tell you she wishes her ex husband had just killed you already
Paris: I heard Aphrodite is shipping us
Helen: To where?
Aphrodite: Troy
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Inspo: (1) In the odyssey where Menelaus mentions Helen being able to mimic the voices of the soldiers wives and (2) When Helen tells Telemachus the story of how Odysseus disguised himself as a beggar and Helen recognized him
hi this drives me crazy
canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana
a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.
an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.
fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.
these are all different words with different meanings.
and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.
by all accounts odysseus stans ought to be way more chill than we are. like why am i bothering with discursive practices and literary analysis when i could literally greet all criticism with "he was good enough for 2 goddesses, is that why you won't get off his dick?" and then skateboard away
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no i don't. cheers
don’t you guys find it annoying when a character has zero interest in romance and it is treated like a character flaw that needs to be fixed by finding the right person? When I character is at their lowest in life and instead of healing naturally or getting support from family and or friends they just get better when they find a romantic partner?
odysseus in every adaptation ever: (guilt-ridden with all the atrocities he's committed during the war)
odysseus in the trojan war: okay neoptolemus hit the second tower
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A DISCOVERY OF WITCHES (2018–2022) SEASON 2 EPISODE 7
I'm rewatching A Discovery of Witches and Ysabeau is such a grandma. Her son brings home a powerful witch that loves him unconditionally and could quite literally change the course of history? She tells him he's making a mistake and gives her the cold shoulder. Grandson reveals secrets about his family and supernatural creatures to his girlfriend he has known for a week and brings her home to the sacred family chateau? She thinks he has made an excellent choice. Grandchildren get away with murder in every species, I guess.