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Quinn • 26 // Masterlist

[javert]

i know i will be on tumblr until the day either it or i dies but this website really makes it hard sometimes. in sickness in health in good updates and bad til death do us part i fucking guess

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[street-of-mercy]

[uniicorns-arereall]

are you guys ever reading a good fic and then the author just adds a random terrible line and you just stare at it like this:

[kosmogrl]

[qalbtalk-deactivated20231105]

“…use things to have good days.”

[narcissistcookbook]

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[no-sleep-for-the-dreamer]

i am forcibly removed from the zoo

[thefreesmartjoker]

the most important thing you can do when writing a story is to include an alien character whos like incredibly bizzare and weird and eccentric and seems to go against like EVERY aspect of your worlds expected norms, and then later introduce more characters of the same alien species, but theyre like perfectly normal and Also find that first guy weird

[lakevida]

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

[happy-side15]

as a level five imagination haver i can only imagine how hard that is for you

[lakevida]

rub it in why don't you

[bananaminn]

when the plot is enemies x lovers and the character goes “who did this to you”

[natti-ice]

[louisbxne]

CRIMINAL MINDS 4.04 | Paradise

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[obriy]

[metamorphesque]

The Count of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[horreurscopes]

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

[topazlight]

of course bro opening up about your lack of knowledge and asking questions is the only way to fill in that fundamental gap