[miseria-fortes-viros]

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

[sonpat-rides-again]

[chucktaylorupset]

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

[wantonlywindswept]

does it look like this

[vickythestrange]

[itsc]

job search going poorly but not as poorly as it did for those 4 months i didnt realize i was sending out a resume on which i had accidentally replaced my entire “skills” section with the single word “Please”

[neotrances-deactivated]

[lilmamabeyellin]

9 times outta 10 i dont want to hear what u talking about.

[thedman0310]

1984

[androidboy]

i have no object permanence about myself. if i’m not in anyones eye sight i assume i have ceased to be. finding out people remember i exist, think about me, and even talk about me when i’m not actively in front of them is startling news every time it is brought to my attention

[powerburial]

[red-twist]

[catchymemes]

[pointnclick]

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

[pettycentral]

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

[mayonezli]

butterflies 🦋

[guerrillatech]

Good.

[daggers-drawn]

[theanartist]

First time I saw this post I didn’t notice it was meant to be negative. Thought the exclamation point was due to a sense of joy and triumph.

[fatsexybitch]

[i-am-dulaman]

I'm sorry I'm not over this yet

Imagine being a marine biologist and a marine biology comes to visit you but you're not home 😭😭

[flimflix]

Did you just say you like my posts?

[brecken-boomfist]