No Adults Allowed

But the salami lid

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”

[girlbloke]

[holdoncallfailed]

who's that on the bottom right

[girlbloke]

louis

[hotvampireadjacent]

[catasters]

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[twotheleft]

[theweight]

they should do emmys for gifs

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[leolaroot]

the thing is the three stooges never tslked about this but if somepony poked you in the eyes like that it coulf cause permanent vision damage or loss.

[leolaroot]

we need a modern reboot of the three stooges who arent afraid to be vulnerable.with eachother and discuss their feelings and find constructive ways to lift themselves up.

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[dogpuppy]

[trangoldin]

[moshroom]

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

[moshroom]

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

[moshroom]

[mayonaizs]

maybe we shuold make really round car to balance out the cybertrucks

[mabelsguidetolife]

apparently shaq was using his sponsorship with sora to make pictures and videos of his imagined romantic life with marilyn monroe and the children they would have together……. and then posting it where the entire world, including his real actual children, can see it 🫠🫠🫠

[mabelsguidetolife]

no bc how else are you supposed to react when your dad is proudly presenting a clip of himself and a dead celebrity, frozen in time, creating an ostensibly perfect nuclear family on valentine’s day…… and tagging papa john’s in it……..

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[vigilantsycamore]

Those numbers suggest Georg is currently eating an average of over 769 thousand spiders per second