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love how post movie jay could tell matt "in a close possible universe you killed yourself to give me another chance" and matt wouldnt even deny it, he'd just be like "oh that's interesting bc in another close possible universe you're my dog I forget to feed. who fucking cares." and that's the last thing jay ever says about it lol

#that one friend who's lowkey your dog you forgot to feed

keep me going

#BIRDBRAIN #slayr #kasane teto #jay mccarrol #matt johnson #nirvanna #nirvanna the band #nirvana the band the show #ntbts #ntbts edit #fan edit

atleasttheyvegotstars

webseries matt is so dear to me, he’s so Cousin

wish you were born a girl

[Video description: an edit of Nirvanna the Band the Show set to Tim I Wish You Were Born a Girl by of Montreal. End description]

#HAD TO BITE MY ARM OUUUUUHGGGGHH #it's so FUCKING good #always thought this song was about them #chickenless chicken soup and everything AWWWW #and the homosociality of it all #i mean. damn #does anybody know what to do #any methods at all

holisticcomedian

She's so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!!

#wanna lock pre-t Matt Johnson and pre lobotomy Nicki in a small room with no food no bathroom 1 hidden vial of poison to see who'd die first #or if they become friends <3 and manage to escape #that aside. this edit is incredible

victoriavonhemen

matt johnson + i want you to love me - fiona apple

nest-deactivated20181209

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

The song of the summer came out yesterday and I could be normal about it but unfortunately I have a mental illness that makes me think Matt Johnson and Slayyyter are literally the same person. I'm really sorry about the last ten seconds I really didn't know how to end it.

#I don't know how to get rid of the 'eh?' but I don't really want to either #this is the way #matt johnson #jay mccarrol #nirvana the band the show #ntbts #ntbtstm #mattjay #nirvanna #nirvanna the band #nirvanna the band the show the movie #nirvanna the band the show the edit #ntbts edit

some fucking bullshit that I made

#nirvana the band the show #nirvanna the band #nirvanna #Matt Johnson #jay mccarrol #mattjay #unemployed at the moment #I might be making some bullshit full time from now on #song is from a tiktok that I saw on youtube shorts #there is no full version that I know of #I used to get slushies too man what happened to me

concord-and-cliches

ntbts x ace attorney because i'm sick in the head. THE BLUFF!!!

xoxoxlol

One day in the fandom: mattjay???

One month into the fandom: MATTJAY MATTJAY AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

anyways happy one month me joining the fandom. I got back into editing and I have been having so much fun yay. Here is an edit and me practicing transitions. Being an editor again means watching my edit 500028837382722772 times again and again LMAO

#ntbts #I'm OBSESSED?????

yourfatherjustinmcelroy

What i love about irl matt and jay as a dynamic is that jay has a face card that could never decline- classically handsome, HOLLYWOOD handsome, and yet he is completely incapable of, perhaps even allergic to, ever serving cunt even once. He cannot serve body he cannot be fierce, he does not have even a single angular-shaped inclination.

Matt on the other hand has the world's most unique mug that invokes uneasiness in the hearts of men, but god can he wield that thing like an ill-proportioned weapon. That man is constantly hitting the craziest blue steel frame mog kubric stares into the camera (specifically in the blackberry era) like nobodys business, huge muscles bulging beneath that raggedy ass bluejays tshirt, hairline hidden, eyeballs reflectionless, serving peculiar and primed....

There's something so powerful about it..... especially when hes always next to fuckin Mr Smiles with his beautiful cheekbones and perfectly salted pepper... what is up with them..... "i aint never seen two pretty best friends" .....