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[angeliicpretty]

reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

[twiddlebug]

anyone else sick to death of that fucking elephant

[custom-url]

[twiddlebug]

he’s right behind me isn’t he

[striders]

anyone around me in any context: my main goal…

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

[calware]

they need to make an emoji that's the 🤨 emoji but with sunglasses

[calware]

compilation of the ones in the notes

[jacobtheloofah]

shirt idea

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[duncebento]

[amygdalae]

In the Good Universe this is what they have instead of wojaks. And people post it when they are feeling chill and nice and love eachother always

[mrhealyourgirl]

squeak only when squoken to

[mrhealyourgirl]

squeak only when squoken to

[desitenya]

who draws these anyways.. these r kind of the backbone of reaction pics rn

[bathroomcube]

hey i drew the last one, why did you crop out his weener?

[midiport]

me when i have to work at the job i applied for

[hungwy]

this drawing or picture was too angry so i edited it to be nicer

[jelloapocalypse]

this is infinitely scarier than the original

[papercutie]

THEY WERE TELLING THE TRUTH

[courtofthevampireking]

[cutabello]

[velvetys]

Y’all watch bob l'éponge?

[kaity--did]

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

[kaity--did]

Criminal charges

[kaity--did]

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

[pigcatapult]

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

[kaity--did]

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

[kaity--did]

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

[synebluetoo]

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

[kaity--did]

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

[hotvampireadjacent]

doctor strange

[padmaynaberrie]

[valiantraven-deactivated2025080]

[lev-1athan]

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

(ordering at Dairy Queen) i would like cookies

cream ice cream please ^_^ 

worker: how did he say that picture