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reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep
anyone else sick to death of that fucking elephant
he’s right behind me isn’t he
anyone around me in any context: my main goal…
me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it
they need to make an emoji that's the 🤨 emoji but with sunglasses
compilation of the ones in the notes
shirt idea
In the Good Universe this is what they have instead of wojaks. And people post it when they are feeling chill and nice and love eachother always
squeak only when squoken to
squeak only when squoken to
who draws these anyways.. these r kind of the backbone of reaction pics rn
hey i drew the last one, why did you crop out his weener?
me when i have to work at the job i applied for
this drawing or picture was too angry so i edited it to be nicer
this is infinitely scarier than the original
THEY WERE TELLING THE TRUTH
Y’all watch bob l'éponge?
Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?
He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla
Criminal charges
Hey hey hey HEY
He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.
Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.
He’s not playing with it
He’s eating it.
I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.
I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.
We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole
6 tips
3 of the ear light cover things
Our other cats collar
the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 
several hearts
a plastic glove
the vet techs hair tie
Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal
Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff
This is his ledge
His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”
I am 5’5”
I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.
Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.
when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy
doctor strange
(ordering at Dairy Queen) i would like cookies
cream ice cream please ^_^
worker: how did he say that picture