That’s all folks

Memes 'n vibes

[somecutething]

Orange ball!! ORANGE BALL!!

[lost-and-wandering-alone]

What even are cats

[wastrident]

Wait a minute. I sound like a guy. A really buff guy. Well, Toph, what you hear up there is the truth. It hurts, doesn’t it? Are you kidding me? I wouldn’t have cast it any other way!

[weonsinnombre]

[swampthang64]

I’m wheezin’ here!….

[roninart-tactical]

Love this guy!

[forthegothicheroine]

You are Guinevere, Queen of the Britons and most beautiful woman in the known world. You were sold into a political marriage and queening is an arduous business. You could use some relief. Where do you turn for it?

Arthur

Pros:

Total package. Hell yeah.

No treason, no punishment for treason.

You’re hanging out with him all the time anyway, might as well give it a try.

Cons:

Created Antichrist incest baby.

Lancelot

Pros:

Will murder everyone if you ask him to

Cons:

Will murder everyone if you don’t ask him to

Gawain

Pros:

Solar powered, green energy (hehehe)

Let’s you call the shots

Into mmf threesomes

Cons

Prone to blood feuds

You have to deal with his shitty family

Mordred

Pros

Was your lover in the first written version so you’ll be keeping it old school

Cons

Is antichrist incest baby

Agravain

Pros

Is known as “the handsome”

In Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, is described as “loyal”

Cons

Every other version says he sucks.

Gaheris

Pros:

Arthur married him to some lady he barely knew so he’ll probably be up for it

Cons:

Killed mother in psycho-sexual jealous rage, then framed and murdered her lover for it

Gareth

Pros:

Nothing really bad to say about him

Cons:

In love with Lancelot

Bors

Pros:

Technical winner of the Grail Quest

Will not cheat on you with a shape changed demon

Cons:

Thinks you are a shape changed demon

Galahad

Pros:

Greatest Mary Sue in the land

Cons

Will say no

What if he doesn’t say no?  What if he gives in to lust and you’ve effectively destroyed him?  Could you ever live with yourself again?

Percival

Pros:

Is hot in a Tarzan kinda way.

Cons:

Dumb as a box of rocks.

Kay

Pros:

You at least know who he is because of the Disney movie

Cons:

Everything else

Tristan

Pros:

Handsome

Hopeless romantic

Cons:

Psychopath

Dinadan

Pros:

Girls dig funny guys

Cons:

If you break up, will write a Taylor Swift style song about you.

Dagonet

Pros:

Girls dig funny guys

Cons:

Is literally a jester someone knighted as a joke

Bedivere

Pros:

Canonically the most handsome knight

Cons:

When he’s the last one left standing at the final battle and Arthur gives him his sword to throw away, it will be really awkward if he has to avoid confessing that he banged his wife.

Morgan le Fay

Pros:

Will probably be up for it.

Cons:

If she isn’t up for it, will never let you live it down.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Best summary of Arthurian myth ever.

[harboretum]

Solidarity

[glyndarling]

*chanting* Selkie! Selkie! Selkie!

[penguinpatrolerarmy]

Does anyone have a file of that old Club Penguin magazine where someone asked Aunt Arctic if it was okay for Boy penguins to wear girl and vise-versa clothes because honestly that article was great and had a respectable answer.

[theepfshallriseagain]

This one?

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[covid-69]

original character do not steal

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

The challenge is to fuck up the emblem as much as possible without breaking these rules

[circusheart]

the addition of new images was never forbidden

the movement without stretching or rotation of existing elements was never forbidden

the deletion of elements was never forbidden

[janamensch]

I hope this will finally work now.

I finally finished this drawing ig Sentry! I really wanted to draw her with Her Majesty's Rose, because the sword seems really cool! This took longer than I hoped it would, and the uploading process was even more annoying, but now I hope I won't have to spenf anymore time on this.

[thecryptkeeper]

(credit: facetiousbitch on tik tok)

[aerialsquid]

Oh

My

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[heylena]

Crowley (drunk on a bar): sometimes I can't believe myself. I mean, I slithered here from Eden just to what? Hide outside his damned door?

Hozier (taking notes): tell me more...

[technicallyonappletreeduty]

Crowley, after his 5th drink: and sometimes I just want to kiss him, like- like, you know, humans. Real humans. Like people. It that too much too ask?

Hozier, already filling his second note book: No, no, go on

[leepala]

Crowley, now sitting on the floor: Just... there's no plan. He won't listen, though. No hands on those reins, just. Fuckery of the world, y'know?

Hozier: I need another fucking pen this one ran out

[undertheinktree]

[foreverthefaithfulfan97]

Hozier, Shakespeare, and Queen: Finally some good fucking food.

[melissasdoodles]

I haven't posted on here for a while, but I've been making a lot of d&d drawings lately! This week I drew Sentry from High Rollers.

[sxrcerer-mxckey]

Me: Parks my horse a safe distance away from the dragon I’m about to fight and hops off

My horse, running towards the fucking dragon to fight it anyway:

[artofthepurpleminded]

I was just quickly drawing Sentry at work. I’ve finally caught up on Aerois and I’m sad and nervous

[deirdreskye]

[no-x-in-nixon]

I feel extremely blessed that I can’t name a single one of these rantsonas.

[iloveeverybee-deactivated202009]

What-sonas???

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

I like the dragon’s design

[new-bitch-who-dis]

[eggorf]

i knew they were bad but that FLOORED me

[luidilovins]

Isnt the wolf from that video on why we should bring child labor back?

[placeholdername69]

Which wolf

[luidilovins]

Wait im wrong

this is the child labor guy

[admiralparallax]

Isnt that blue wolf the one who made “The benefits of incest” video

[luidilovins]

Oh my god you’re right

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[nickfuckface]

[chongoblog]

Just because I physically cannot keep this information to myself, but in “In Defense Of Pedophiles” he says that the sun revolves around the earth

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[ingek73]

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

[afishtrap]

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead