The Gyro Captain

Indie Mad Max rp blog||crossover friendly||ocs & canon characters welcome||18+ ||Sidebar image by Coke Navarro, whose blog can be found linked on my Rules page||TERFS DO NOT INTERACT

[gyro-capn]

@ivakir​

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[dinneratdahmers]

i am not immune to the siren song of cheese and crackers

[changing-my-username]

[goodfuuuuuuuckinriddance]

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

[william-snekspeare]

I would pay $10 to do this

[cuttleskulls]

GG EZ

[Patreon]

[sourcreammachine]

i don’t know enough about snakes so genuinely

i would startle, hide, and frantically google. then pet the babies

[the-haiku-bot]

i would startle, hide,

and frantically google.

then pet the babies

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[happy-go-ugly]

He’s the Gyrocaptain! Get it huhuhu

…The gyro is filled with canned dog food, of course.

[gyro-capn]

THIS BLOG STILL EXISTS???

[chewedcorn]

Laugh At You

[flying-jalopy]

This is the only good thing I’ve ever made.

[gyro-capn]

Gyro Captain said Gay Rights 🏳️‍🌈

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Acceptable Tags List

As many of you know, Apple has blocked certain tags from their iOS version of tumblr. Because so many tags are now blocked, it is in fact shorter to list tags that you may still safely use. These are:

#happiness

#shakespeare

#plants

#cloud

All other tags are forbidden and will result in the ghost of Steve Jobs coming to your house to eat your brain. If Jobs has already eaten your brain, a new brain will be assigned to you, and then eaten.

[gyro-capn]

Psst!

Hi.

[relive-the-90s]

ClueFinders: 3rd Grade Adventures (1998)

[omghotmemes]

Christmas Season ❄️

[thenineofus]

RIP Hugh Keays-Byrne

Iconic actor who played the main vilains in both the first and the last Mad Max films.

You shall be missed.

[joleneghoul]

Holy Shit

[joleneghoul]

My favorite part is kermits legs sticking out from behind her

[quasi-normalcy]

Is this Mad Max: Fury Road

[prewriteapp]

[gyro-capn]

welcome-to-the-sin-zone Don't you tho

//To be totally frank, I don’t even want to see that shit on my Tangled themed blog/s.

[gyro-capn]

Interact with ONE Tangled post and now Tumblr thinks I want to see every single Tangled hot take.