Queen Of The Shitposts

🌸Jessica Dawn🌸 she/her 18/queer I love dogs way too much

[allsonreynolds-blog]

AESTHETIC MEME: [1/6] quotes, poems or lyrics: “hey there demons. it’s me, ya boy!” (buzzfeed unsolved.)

[karlcat]

it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades

[bogleech]

After “Goofy is an apex predator” caught on I wondered how Goofy would look with accurate dog teeth and was surprised I couldn’t already find a demonstration so I guess I have to do it myself

[cheaphalloweencostume]

can i talk to you a minute

[fanonical]

dumbledore dabbed at every single speech he gave at hogwarts, it just wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to harry’s story

[alpacalypse]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

[georgehottieson-deactivated2014]

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

[profeminist]

Source

[welcometonegrotown]

SHOTS FIRED

[tami-taylors-hair]

Y’all, this Moore spokesman’s stunned silence when Jake Tapper tells him you don’t have to swear on a Bible to join Congress is a-mee-zing. 

[lorileadfoot-deactivated2020072]

This bitch short circuited is he okay

[h-chandler]

vegan instagrammer: *posts picture of avocado on toast*

1st comment: 😍 Recipe?

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

So your blog is mainly about cats and hating men? Sounds like a cliché, old cat lady in a novel. Lonely, sad life

this is me calling the police 

[setheverman]

hey guys, what’s the mood for today?

[trauma-sharkbud-deactivated2017]

[hypatia-the-harlot]

Existential horror!!!

[pleatedjeans]

[stefani-germanotta]

obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song

[viscraeldeactivated1]

listening to spotify on ur laptop when u dont have premium: heres some ads every now and then :)

listening to spotify on ur phone when u dont have premium: u wanted to listen to a SONG u fucking idiot? no, u can only shuffle the album its from–oh ho oh, u wanted to listen to the ALBUM only?? fool that u are, u wldnt know that u now have to listen to songs we picked by throwing darts at a list of that genre–oh and dont forget the 30sec-1 min ads u fucking shit face. u asshole. fuck u

[galacticjerk]

*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..