[playwolves]

[395nm]

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Stealing someone's car and doing a "car acknowledgement" before every time I drive it

[penny-anna]

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

[femmefaramir]

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

[stinkylittlegnome]

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

[headspace-hotel]

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

[nortsmedley]

me when I wake up at six am for my five hour shift and my boss begs me to stay for nine hours instead

[manytinysoaps]

jobs for people who. don’t know how to do anything. computer are you listening to me

[knifelesbianjo]

i need a 2026 black sails renaissance, insane gay people on my phone join me

[hourgloss]

made this to convince my friend to watch. pls enjoy

[notbecauseofvictories]

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

[cameoappearance]

Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns

[murraywalker]

Another day, another wild Bob Mortimer wilty appearance

[elodieunderglass]

My memory 🤔 is fleeting 🏃‍♂️like A mouse’s 🐭 tear 💦 on a hot 🔥 griddle 🍳 🥺🤌🫴

(This is a panel show where opposing teams are supposed to guess if someone’s personal anecdote is true or a lie. They can ask each other probing questions, but as the best players are professional improv comedians, they do not make it easy for each other.)

[rozanovshane]

he’s correct

[crazysodomite]

Roasted Vegetables So Good You’ll Forget...

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

scalloped potatoes that take the pain away

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

beef that makes you someone it didn't happen to

[kosmogrl]

we seriously need to have a conversation about how evil, slow, and lifeless january is

[kosmogrl]

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[aquuaryo]

my name is manousos oviedo. i am not one of them. i wish to save the world.

[madgirlscosm-deactivated2025102]

I’m working on myself. I should be emotionally available by 2027 I can feel it.

[corviiids]

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

[scorpiaok]

Remember not to give a shit and write cringy fanfiction and make bad art and wear weird clothes and dance badly to your favorite song never stop doing these creative things that make you happy.

[future-crab]

My dream is for Hozier to do a cover of “Nobody” by the Crane Wives, and for the Crane Wives to do a cover of “Nobody” by Mitski, and for Mitski to do a cover of “Nobody” by Hozier. I’m calling it the Nobody Exchange and I think it could be huge.