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[depsidase]

[trans-girl-bagel]

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

[trans-girl-bagel]

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

[trans-girl-bagel]

WHAT

[infectiouspiss]

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

[zmpl]

Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

[thatbitchsimone]

[h0bbz]

faerie seece from neopets

[bace-jeleren]

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

[bace-jeleren]

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

[trans-rites]

[shining-dawn]

[h0bbz]

okay okay okay, hear me out,

[fuzzyghost]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[spitblaze]

[samsketchbook]

Puppypillar 2.5 Inches tall including feelers

[samsketchbook]

glow in the dark sticker

[scarletbirbs]

Thinking about those windows movie maker lyric videos from the late 00's/early 10's...truly that era's cornerstone of society

[scarletbirbs]

RIP this format...you were truly iconic

[wanderingandfound]

Can't forget the corrections that they would add with those overlaid boxes YouTube removed years ago.

[gengarguy27]

Shout out to the videos that would have *epic instrumental* or something during an instrumental part.

[generation-fucked-nostalgia]

Honorary mention to: Funky Transition Effects TM, random stock images, eyebleeding colors, and outright incorrect lyrics that I would continue to mishear for the rest of my life.

[livedinthecastle]

the particular grief of losing a piece of graffiti that was part of your everyday routes through the city. congratulations "anti-vandalism initiatives" you painted over my dear friend and neighbor

[hangsawoman]

all about love, bell hooks

[catchymemes]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

yeah, that's The Stoker

[h0bbz]

just realized that saying "I'm stoked" is a fire reference

[midwestemogirlfriend]

[h0bbz]

I think baristas should have to carry a portafilter around at all times and when they see another barista they have to clang them together in a show of camaraderie and respect

[progrock69]

They dont make video games like they used to

[s4dpngs]