thelifeandtimesof...

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Me: oh thats cute

: *checks price tag*

Me: no its not

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Panties you wear on your boobs.

Source: joybx.com via Inara Marie on Pinterest

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Air-conditioned jean shorts.

Source: 24.media.tumblr.com via Kristen on Pinterest

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you have got to be kidding.

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A Jabba-the-Hut themed wedding care doesn't bode well for your marriage.

Source: google.com via Evonny Vanessa Diane on Pinterest

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omg

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When Im working hard at PT for 2.5 hours then come home to apply for jobs and people think I do nothing all day

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When I'm asked to play greeter at a family gathering for the non family that might show up

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When my friend says she's skipping dinner so she can fit into her wedding gown

and I’m just like…

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or not eating her bread..... 

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When my friend asks me if I want to change her baby's diaper

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Me people watching at Disenyland

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When I think how fun it would be to be the bachelorette cus of all the cute guys and the awesome dates.

Then I remember they get engaged at the end...

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When someone posts photos of her engagement ring to celebrate one year of being engaged

and I’m just like…

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wouldnt want to hit a player of the other team. Nice one Federowicz!

ladodgers:

Tim Federowicz, good samaritan. 

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When my boyfriend's mom introduces me as his fiance

And I’m just like…

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or calls me her grandkids' aunt... :/

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Pain pills aka stomach/liver ruiners!

Ive been taking pain pills for almost 7 months. 

Not the crazy kind like viccodin, but you still cant get this kind OTC.

Its getting to the point that I now take a pill to line my stomach and then 15 mins later I take the pain pill.

Is this going to stop soon?

My liver and stomach hate me!  

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When my friend tells me having a puppy is like having a baby

and I’m like…

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A good curse to put on your enemy is whatever curse someone put on Amanda Bynes.

Before curse:

AFTER CURSE:

(via kellyoxford)

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Candy Crush Saga, Part 3

When I realize the direction of the stripes on the candy denote whether the blast will go up/down or left/right..... 130 levels later.