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[h8n8xd]

H8N8XD > mx-nova

just a heads up^^ gonna leave this pinned for a while until i just assume ppl have seen it. ok thx love you byee

[wizardpotions]

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

[monarchofrymden]

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

[wizardpotions]

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

[astronomical-bagel]

You guys are like a two hour drive from each other

[proletprincess]

love is something you do with your teeth

[annabelle--cane]

tragedy protagonist categories:

yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.

alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this

babygirl what the hell are you even doing

[cdzen]

burnout from not doing anything

[wormsdyke]

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[northirish]

Who wants to hold my horrible bony ice-cold corpse hands

[oddestishottest]

Roland Ruocco (United States)

Sunburst

[snototter]

A jungle cat (Felis chaus) in Faunapark Flakkee, the Netherlands

by safi kok

[mngwa]

[evilponds]

this feels like a tip of the iceberg of an absolutely batshit rabbit hole kind of situation

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know, my dad often says that he doesn’t have social media accounts because he doesn’t wanna get caught in a bubble. He often uses the example of people that are into quilting. That if you really want to you could make your entire world quilting and never see anything unrelated to that.

I think what he doesn’t understand though is the extent to which these bubbles eat themselves alive to the point where the quilting circle eventually turns into a forum that discusses the health benefits of eating uranium.

Or whatever this is.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Anyways, remember to have someone in your life who isn’t super online so they can ask you what the fuck you’re talking about when you bring up your equivalent of the hormone pants.

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

Sesame Street posting techniques for comforting children during traumatic world events feels so fucking dystopian but here are the slides they posted just in case you or a loved one has any little critters at home right now

No one is doing well right now, but being a little critter right now has got to be terrifying. This is such a crushing series of images, especially considering PBS’s funding got slashed. While I’m happy Sesame Street continues to keep the wellbeing and education of children as a major priority, there’s a certain amount of innocence that Sesame Street represents and this is giving me such a visceral feeling rn

[chekhovs-raygun]

sesame street has been meeting kids where they were at since the 70s, and in the 70s, POC kids were in some pretty scary places. what contemporary white parents might perceive as a sudden dystopian horror is, sadly, the level of trauma, violence, insecurity, and fear that a lot of non-white families have had to navigate for generations. it has always been hard and heartbreaking for some families to try to protect their kids from knowing how dangerous the world is and how much some parts of it want them dead. now it's white parents time to join in that important work. i don't meant to scold, but i want to remind: generations of kids have taken much-needed messages of comfort and solace from sesame street, and the people there have always known, since the start, how much we need bravery and compassion. it's not about innocence and it's not about ignorance: it's about love. this is their entire mission, and they're staying strong. we can too.

[shetheyslain]

I would never be mean to my friend and lover public transport but the bus does take the piss sometimes

[miss-wizard]

i keep a small deck of cards hidden on my person at all times so that in the event someone attempts to rob me i can quickly gamble myself into destitution before they take my money

[willgrahamscock]

one man’s phobia is another man’s kink

[willgrahamscock]

and it’s the same man

[furryprovocateur]

i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them

[furryprovocateur]

this author's use of imagery is so questionable

[furryprovocateur]

i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one

[furryprovocateur]

[furryprovocateur]

everyone's reaction to this is how i know you people only read fanfiction

[gratefulturbot]

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore