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[haboinga]

intro post 2: electric boogaloo

hiya!! I go by haboinga or just e!!

im not too picky with my pronouns, but please please please no he/him.

demigirl, demisexual/romantic bisexual with a heavy fem preference.

i pretty much only reblog things, so follow at ur own risk (/lh)

my fandoms change once a week so be prepared for that.

kandi kid!!

certified bad boy, ao3 addict, tilly fangirl, expert in martyns lore, and flower husband truther

fandoms list: twisted wonderland (finished the show, just started the game), zombie/alien stage, project hail mary, backrooms (movie/kane pixels univers + general lore), iron lung (movie), bunch of friends yt, bannerfall, The Crane Wives, life series, hermitcraft, Penelope Scott, Kandi, Nevermore, DDVAU, Grian, Geminitay, SolidarityGaming (Jimmy Solidarity), English (I love English class/writing!!), and many that I'm probably forgetting!

tags: #haboinga's bookmarks, #haboinga yaps, #haboinga lore, #haboinga makes friends, #haboinga's gold star , #haboingas green envelopes (outgoing) , #haboinga's green envelopes (incoming)

[haboinga]

haboinga you have put the ‘MAKE HER TALLER THAN HIM’ post on my dashboard one William times. Who were you thinking of when reposting it

not really anyone specifically just a very deep gripe I have with like. every fandom in the Whole Wide World. make that woman taller and stronger NOW. before I start taking hostages.

[basicallyedd]

there’s a joke i could make here but i don’t want them to regret giving me special access

[ploobytumbls]

I would like to share the story of a very understandable but unfortunate mistake i made at work recently

So I'm weeding our ancient and terrible collection of children's books for the first time in possibly ever, and I'm making a decision about a book about migrant workers by Sandra Weiner, called Small Hands, Big Hands. And I'm not 100% sure and I go to just see if there's anything out there about this book's being notable in any way so I do an open web search for

"small hands big hands weiner"

And then I look at my results for a moment

and then at last I somberly add to the end of my search, "BOOK"

[chaostheorietblr]

I have one like that:

In mathematics, you often consider the two-dimensional plane - you know, the idealised flat two-dimensional object that extends infinitely - which can be real or complex (doesn't matter what that means)

On this, you can perform a mathematical operation called a "blow-up" (resulting in a more complicated geometry)

I needed to look up a formula related to this, so I confidently typed into the search bar:

"Blow up real plane"

The results were not what I wanted and I am not sure if I'm on a terror watchlist now.

[three--rings]

This reminds me of my corsetmaker days when i found myself searching for "extra thick boning."

[naveenzluv7]

finally drawing something so self-indulgent that i have to share it with tumblr . drawing markiplier again after like 10 years is an experience so sacred to someone like me who was on the internet in 2015

[gaystation4]

[a-sentient-cup]

[ferocioustrout]

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

[ferocioustrout]

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

[botgirlchassis]

Ohhhh that is too much for you little spider…

[botgirlchassis]

Ohhh nooo…

[lesbianbreadwhore]

diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise

[wags-my-tail]

yeagh

Edit: wow you guys really liked this uhh pls look at my other stuff

[thebrainisnaturesnotepad]

let’s take ibuprofen together

[starcrier]

and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products they’re selling.

Amazon’s super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymo’s ad with the intro “the robots are coming!” mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.

i don’t know, it’s just genuinely insane to me. “Oh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like you’re just lame!!!” like what kind of “quiet part out loud” marketing is that?

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]

[averyterrible]

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

[averyterrible]

maladaptive suicidal ideation: "i'm going to kill myself"

productive, growth mindset: "i'm going to steal all the instruments from Musictown!"

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[feyasinfeyrie]

hanahaki disease desert duo, as a treat