[thesadisticsiren]

Shen Qingqiu deciding fuck it, he's going on a night-hunt to get off the peak and away from his overbearing overly concerned martial siblings and disciples. A harmless trip, just some rumored sightings of a peaceful rare spirit in the middle of basically nowhere or some other excuse. He'll be back by this time tomorrow Liu shidi, and don't you have some disciples to be teaching or something? He'll dress practically and take supplies and he'll even take a horse, if you're so worried about his ability to fly alone, jeez.

And while out there, he literally runs into Luo Binghe just after he escaped the abyss. Straight up doesn't see him and runs directly into him, no mistaking him both for the fact that the system awakens, and Shen Qingqiu could never not recognize Binghe. Judging by the state of his clothing/lack thereof, and the amount of dried and drying blood on him, he hasn't even made it to Huanhua yet. Maybe hasn't seen a single person since pulling himself out of hell.

What is a poor transmigrated scum villain to do? Like oh god, Binghe's SO EARLY he's not supposed to be out yet! He's not prepared at all! The mushrooms aren't ready and there's no allies nearby! Fuck! But also his POOR LOTUS looks so miserable and shocked and isn't attacking him YET so maybe he doesn't recognize him? So it turns into 'don't you worry Binghe your Shi- THIS ROGUE CULTIVATOR who is definitely not related to your Shizun in any way shape or form- will help you!' Cue him bundling Binghe onto the horse and taking him to the nearest Inn.

Binghe, who definitely clocked his beloved Shizun the second he saw him, isn't entirely sure this isn't some hallucination triggered by using the Xin Mo sword despite Meng Mo saying he wasn't ready. But is it so bad, to have such a lovely vision of his Shizun caring for him, in the meantime? To remind himself of why he must earn back his Shizun's love at all costs?

So he plays up his basically not existent injuries, and his exhaustion (less played up, he is so so tired) to have this 'mysterious not-shizun dote on him, trying to wrap his mind around what exactly he's missed and what changed between the Immortal Alliance Conference and now. Shen Qingqiu's plan is just to stay until the love interest shows up to take over, unaware that he IS the love interest that showed up.

[cometzyshaa]

SIMULACRUM.

[acetylnx]

[fl0ffly]

It got me

@particle90272

[red-garden]

Scumegaverse where Shen Yuan transmigrated from a non omegaverse world. Shen Jiu had been taking heat suppressants which were fucking up his health, so once OOC restrictions lifted, Shen Yuan goes off them. Mu Qingfang advises he wait for his first big heat to pass before he goes into seclusion, which Shen Yuan is not exited to experience. After all, this will technically be his first heat. He’s scared. He knows this is the type of omegaverse where your mind remains mostly unchanged during hormonal cycles, but how much worse is his heat going to be after such long suppression? He doesn’t have anyone to help him through it, to tell him if something is wrong— no one he trusts at least.

Yue Qingyuan comes to check on him even after he’s declared he won’t be disturbed for a little while. It’s clear the sect leader wasn’t expecting Shen Qingqiu to be in heat, he tries to maintain a respectful distance as he asks Shen Yuan if he needs food, water, entertainment, a new blanket. Maybe it’s his hormones talking but oh… Shen Yuan misses his brothers. His Da-ge especially was 8 years older than him, he would always come visit Shen Yuan in the hospital, read to him, make sure he was okay. He was never weird about Shen Yuan’s failing health, never made him feel like a burden.

He couldn’t tell you who made the first step, but Yue Qingyuan has very warm, solid arms. He’s stiff, scent even a little scared, but he follows when Shen Yuan drags him into the nest. His hold makes him feel small in a good way. He feels taken care of. As though theres no reason to worry about the system or his responsibilities, because Yue Qingyuan is there to make sure everything will be okay.

[ancientnapdragon]

AU where Shen Yuan is LQG and LMY's hot older brother. Liu Mingyuan??

At a Peak lord meeting there is a big argument over some rare beast and then LQG grunts and is like "I know who can help" and just leaves and doesn't explain anything. Then a few days later he's dragging in this guy so hot he makes LQG look like he got hit with the ugly stick. He is polite and excitedly explains all this stuff they needed to know like it's no sweat.

YQY asks if he'll stay in the sect for a little while so they can work together. SY agrees and from that point onwards is absolutely wifebeaming basically everyone who crosses his path. Rumor has it that WQW almost threw down with MQF over this guy. Xuan Su and An Ding have been active combat zones for days. Even that prissy bitch SQQ got mildly pink and covered his face with his fan!! Do you understand what this means?!

Also just the idea of LQG abd LMY, two certified baddies, being like "I know I'm not ugly but I'm not THAT attractive" because they have grown up next to impossible standards their whole lives is very funny.

[allpiesforourown]

If I was xiang fei I'd tell shen yuan I'll write a good chapter of pidw if you send me a picture of you fingering yourself

[allpiesforourown]

If, hypothetically, disciple shen yuan got hit by a sex pollen, then shizun Luo binghe, hypothetically, would do what must be done to save him. Because it's his duty as a shizun to protect his disciples.

And then he'd be THOROUGH. Shen yuan on his 4th orgasm sobbing that he must be cured by now and binghe just kisses him comfortingly and says "Shh a-yuan, just a little more" and then makes shen yuan scream for the next two hours. Because if shen yuan can even form words then binghe hasn't done a good enough job.

And then after they're done binghe would wrap his outer robe around shen yuans naked body (the clothes had to be discarded because they were covered in pollen) and fly him to the closest town because he can nottt explain shen yuans situation to the other sect members

And then when shen yuans eyes open while he lays on the bed binghe would be sitting on a chair right next to him and he'd cup shen yuans cheek and go "a-yuan, how are you feeling?" And shen yuan wouldn't be able to do anything other than close his eyes and nuzzle into the hand with a hum and binghe would feel his heart just skipped a beat

And then

[vizuash]

I'm kinda died when I've finished this

One of my most detailed art so far

[arekyve]

white lotus bingmei definitely had a secret diary that was full of ❤❤❤ shizun ❤❤❤ in big hearts and poems of how horny and loved shizun makes him feel and how much he loves shizun and dear diary shizun told me my congee was good like he's been telling me for the past 2638478373 days and it still makes my heart flutter. Ning yingying DEFINITELY found it

[withoutzeuzey]

You’re in sqq POV and see this scene before you. System gives you two options.

Which one do you choose?

“What cute little kittens!” *adopt them*

“Ugly ass men acting so clingy” *kick them into the dirt*

Voting ended onJul 17

[red-garden]

I want more Shen Yuan + Liu siblings interactions where it becomes increasingly more obvious that Shen Yuan thinks Liu Mingyan is cooler than her brother (she was his blorbo too!) and both the Liu siblings are utterly baffled by it. Liu Mingyan ends up using this adoration to push Shen Yuan in the direction of ships she approves (ie AWAY FROM HER BROTHER). Liu Qingge becomes extremely jealous of the attention Shen Yuan gives his baby sister, and begins the mortifying ordeal of showing off to his crush, often adjacent to his sister who knows what he’s doing and is actively trying to make him look like an idiot so he stays out of her yaoi.

[red-garden]

LMY, eyeing her brother as he approaches with flowers: Oh Yuan-ge, did you know Gege used to sleep with a stuffed horse or else he would cry until he threw up? He still has the horse. It’s named Pinkie, because it has a pink nose.

SY, experiencing cute aggression with the power of 1,000 suns (internally): OHHHHH MY GOD THAT IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER HEARD OF, THE GAP MOE IS TOO POWERFUL!!!!!! RAGHGGGG IM GONNA DIE FROM CUTE OVERLOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

SY (out loud): Pinkie is a great horse name, I’d love to see it sometime. Reminds me of the stuffed cat I used to sleep with, named Kitty. :)

LMY (internally): Damnit…

LQG, listening to the entire interaction: Maybe… Kitty could meet Pinkie?

[red-garden]

Also potentially incredible if Liu Qingge believes that is his sister is actually wingmaning him with her superior knowledge of romance since every time she gets involved he and Shen Yuan get closer.

[maliinka]

me, my boyfriend and his evil ass dog that wants me dead.

[eggbuggy]

Little Bingqiu fluff comic from brainworms

[benevolenterrancy]

gege, please, he needs kisses, it's life or death

[strewwwberry]

A little more of my oc x canon ship: Zhangfan mwahahhaha

The meeting:

Ming Fan had always been good at controlling his emotions. Thus he was also good at keeping his face plastered in a mask of indifference.

However, one day during a peak lord meeting, as usual, the head disciples went down to observe.

Standing next to him as the future sect leader was, of course, Zhang Yucan.

It was uncomfortable but nothing different than usual so he accepted the discomfort the same way he did everything. A mask of indifference.

This soon proved to be increasingly difficult as today it seemed Zhang Yucan was feeling a tad more confident than his already overly confident behaviour.

“What is going on with Zhang Shixiong?”

Zhui Ba Peak's head disciple, Lin Zhenyue whispered to Liang Yi Peak’s head disciple, Gu Xuanheng.

“I… do not know…”

For the past 30 minutes, Zhang Yucan had been unbleakingly staring right at Ming Fan saying nothing.

“Yue Qingyuan you seem to be lacking in your ability to control your disciples considering you have blatantly ignored your head disciple staring at Ming Fan for longer than an incense stick of time.”

Shen Qingqiu at last lost his patience. He had, for quite a while, disliked how much Zhang Yucan reminds him of Yue Qingyuan. Worse so that his target of ‘affections’ is his own head disciple, Ming Fan.

“Ahh apologies Shidi, but I am quite happy with how well they get along as thus I see no issue.”

Yue Qingyuan, as expected, deflected the issue entirely in favour of his own head disciple.

Even as everyone knows, Zhang Yucan pays a special tribute of attention towards Ming Fan. Almost obsessively so.

After the meeting had been finalised, Shen Qingqiu and Ming Fan prepared to leave, as quickly as possible.

However before they could get far, Zhang Yucan and Yue Qingyuan addressed Ming Fan and Shen Qingqiu respectively.

“Ming Shidi, could you give me a moment?”

“A-jiu please give me just a moment…”

Both head disciple and peak lord looked over to each other as these pushy men look at them like abandoned dogs.

Both head disciple and peak lord simultaneously sighed.

“What is it Zhang Shixiong?”

“Don’t call me that! What do you want?”

With nearly the exact same cadence they snapped to their respective barnacles.

“Come I would like to show you something…”

“I have something I believe you will like, please do accept it…”

As quickly as the words left the men’s lips, both Ming Fan and Shen Qingqiu bristled, but kept their faces tightly hidden behind a sleeve and a fan resptively.

…

“Alright”

“Fine”

[rue-x3]

I really need some more vengeful older brother SY content

Shen Yuan who is reborn into SJ's family walking in on his family selling SJ to traffickers.

He stands there for a solid second before turning around and walking back out the door--only to return a few moments later dragging his axe behind him.

One of the traffickers had already escorted SJ out somewhere while two of them had stayed behind to discuss the transaction with SY's parents. Nobody expected Shen Yuan to come back, much less swinging an axe at them.

Shen Yuan leaves the house bloody--his axe tossed over one of his shoulders while he carries a thick coin purse in the other. He isn't quite sure where Shen Jiu was taken but he starts walking along the dirt path that leads into the town, assuming that's where they took his brother.

Nobody is crazy enough to get in the way of a person they think is crazy, so when Shen Yuan stops someone on the street to ask where he can buy a slave they give him rushed directions and quickly distance themselves. Shen Yuan isn't interested in giving chase, he has a brother to save after all.

--

I just think that it'd be cool to see scary older brother SY. Like if he'd been transmigrated instead of being reborn reborn, he would've instead offered to buy SJ back. Because he was reborn and assimilated into the life here his morality is a bit skewed. He's not a great person but his morals are good.

I think that their parents are so absorbed in being in love with one another that they don't really care for either of their children. So SY basically raised SJ himself.

If we want to insert Yue Qi into the picture the story would shift from them trying to sell SJ to them trying to sell SY, who's just come back to the village after being sent away for a year to take care of his dying grandparents or something. Like as soon as he gets home he sees the traffickers--but they don't expect him to use his wood chopping skills on them.

He interrogates his 'parents' with an axe pointed at their faces before learning that they sold his brother a year ago. So he finishes up his business at the house before going out to go find SJ, consequently bringing YQ back alongside SJ.

(edit I think I like the version with YQ more so I'll probably keep that)

ANYWAYS IDK, I JUST THINK IT'D BE FUN FOR SJ TO HAVE SCARY BIG BROTHER PRIVELLEGES. The transformation is scary because SY's normally very gentle and enjoys reading stories to SJ and braiding SJ's hair (it reminds him of his sister). It's literally like magic because as soon as there's like a threat nearby SY's hair frizzes up like crazy (as if he has a mane lol) and he gets this dark look on his eyes as he grips his trusty axe.

There's so many ways this au could work to me, maybe when SY needs to get his hands dirty he blacks out and the personality of the body's original owner comes out. I think I prefer that way tbh. The original body was a BEAST--like a feral animal--but he was too loyal to his parents and was obediently sold off and eventually died.

Also I rhink the age gap shouldn't be super big here, maybe he's like 3-4 years older than SJ? (so like slightly older than yq) SJ's like ten here so that makes SY like thirteen to fourteen. It's good for him because he catches the adults off guard when he swings at them.

LQG meeting SQQ's mortal (?) brother and immediately seeing the resemblance when SY bristles because of something.

ANYWAYS THIS IS JUST A SHITPOST, IW AS ORGANIZING MY THOUGHTS BUT,,, Woodcutter SY,,, so cool X3

[rue-x3]

The second SY feels any guilt the og body’s lingering personality telling him that no, he shouldn’t feel guilt. He’s protecting his family, why should they feel guilty for protecting their family? And in some sort of self hypnosis way, it works.

LOL IMAGINE IF THE OG PERSONALITY ALSO COMES OUT WHEN SY SLEEPS? Like if something happens and SY’s like… knocked out or something..? He sleep walks except it’s actually just the original personality controlling the body. While the og is in control he doesn’t open his eyes because if he did then Shen Yuan would probably wake up!

Idk I think it’d be cool if there were a demon attack and SY gets hit in the back of the head because the demon plans on eating the kids (SJ and YQ) first and so they just knock out SY (sadistic demon that wants to eat him while at he’s at the peak of despair—aka they want SY to wake up to find out the SJ and YQ have been eating and then eat SY last) and right as they’re cornering SJ, there’s like a slight cracking noise and it’s SY’s body GETTING UP, CRACKING IT’S NECK AND KNUCKLES, AND THEN LUNGING AT THE DEMON BARE HANDEDLY. AND LOWKEY, HE’S PUTTING BELT TO ASS.

LMAO anyways yeah I think that’d be funny because afterwards SY wakes up and has no memory of the entire thing so he’s like “Oh my head is killing me—why are you guys crying are you okay? What happened, did someone hurt you” and SJ or YQ just points to the body-mosaic in the corner lol