Hades-offical

[hades-sick-offical]

Hello, I am Hades, king of the dead. I rule over the Underworld, far from the other gods. I am married to Persephone. We do not have any children. The rest is none of your business.

(Call the blog HE/THEY pronouns, call the manager STARR and SHE/THEY pronouns!)

(MANAGER IS A MINOR)

[phobos-and-deimos-offical]

Memes for the family! (I tried to talk him out of this)

@athena-offical @ares-offical @zeus-offical @hera-offical @demeter-offical @hades-official @aphrodite-offical

(ooc: if anyone wants to be made into meme, ask ig)

[zeus-offical]

@hades-sick-offical you'll get a kick out of this one

[hades-sick-offical]

mhm……

(prob barely glanced over)

[hades-sick-offical]

Hello hades-sick-offical! I am @hades-offical

I don’t show up in tags, not a clue why, but nice to meet ya! We shall become the most powerful duo in the offical-verse.

-hades-offical

we’ll be unstoppable ahhahhha

[ghost-inyour-attic-offical]

summoning Satan to get me a new haunting ground as the current person I'm haunting doesn't use fabric softener

@satan-offical

If Satan doesn't answer I'm praying to god

[satan-offical]

NOOO

[ghost-inyour-attic-offical]

GOD IT IS THEN

@god-offical

[god-offical]

no

[the-matriarchy]

How about Zeus

@zeus-offical

[zeus-offical]

fuck yourself

[ghost-inyour-attic-offical]

Oh average god hades stop moping and let me haunt a house with fabric softener

@hades-sick-offical

[hades-sick-offical]

average seems insulting, go ask Poseidon or something, I don’t care at this point

[greek-myth-offic-i-als-battle]

@persephone-offical @aphrodite-official @hermes-offical @tiresias-offical @poseidon-offical @nobody-offical @hades-sick-offical @demeter-offical @zeus-offical @achilles-0ffical @perimedes-official @scylla-offical@zagreus-offical @chickens-offical @icarus-offical @patroclus--official

Sorry for not continuing the game, got kicked out of my house by mah dad

I'm gonna continue next week unless you don't want

[hades-sick-offical]

woah slow down you got freaking KICKED OUT 😭 oh my god you lit take your time damn

also I’m already saving a place for him in the underworld, not cozy AT ALL there’s a nice ammount of pain mixed in

[greek-myth-offic-i-als-battle]

ty, hope he enjoys his time there (not)

[hades-sick-offical]

hey no he’s gonna love it I say while preparing the torture machines

[greek-myth-offic-i-als-battle]

@persephone-offical @aphrodite-official @hermes-offical @tiresias-offical @poseidon-offical @nobody-offical @hades-sick-offical @demeter-offical @zeus-offical @achilles-0ffical @perimedes-official @scylla-offical@zagreus-offical @chickens-offical @icarus-offical @patroclus--official

Sorry for not continuing the game, got kicked out of my house by mah dad

I'm gonna continue next week unless you don't want

[hades-sick-offical]

woah slow down you got freaking KICKED OUT 😭 oh my god you lit take your time damn

also I’m already saving a place for him in the underworld, not cozy AT ALL there’s a nice ammount of pain mixed in

[mental-illness-offical]

fffffffuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK :{

let's make a mental illness salad guys <33 im mental-illness-offical and i brought depression

@satan-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @homosexuality-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @asexual-offical @fish-offical @lesbian-offical @bisexual-offical @aroace-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @sappho-offical @ao3-offical @wattpad-offical @aromantic-offical @elvis-offical @hallucinations-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @watermelon-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @cactus-offical @arsenic-offical @arson-offical @period-offical @orlando-offical @cishet-offical @aesthetic-offical @compy-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @girlboss-offical @america-offical @brazil-offical @australia-offical @cyanide-offical @knife-guy-offical @thing-offical @nblnb-god-offical @zest-offical @sensory-hell-offical @gay-uncle-offical @offical-offical @wine-aunt-offical @blorbo-offical @lie-detector-offical @typo-offical

[aroace-offical]

I'm (a lot of accounts) aroace-offical and I brought OCD

Forgot to tag some peeps

@grim-reaper-offical @communism-offical @merriam-webster-offical

[grim-reaper-offical]

I'm the grim reaper and i brought suicidal tendencies

[the-first-imp-offical]

I’m Specter and I brought severe anxiety

@onion-opinions-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @grims-horse-offical

[onion-opinions-offical]

I’m Onion and I also brought OCD

@red-solo-cup-offical @leviathan-offical @zeus-offical @angel-offical

[zeus-offical]

I'm Zeus and I bring AUTISM

@poseidon-offical @artemis-offical @artemisofficalsdouble @hera-offical @persephone-offical

[poseidon-offical]

im poseidon and i brought bpd </3

@nobody-offical @messenger-god-official @tiresias-offical @icarus-offical @aphrodite-offical @hades-sick-offical @totally-not-evil-official @harpie-talia-offical

[hades-sick-offical]

I’m hades and I brought Autocannibalism

[ball-of-insecurities-deactivate]

fuck it yall if this post gets a million notes i come out to my extremely homophobic parents as queer and tell em my chosen name

this will never happen

[jeff-offical]

Officalverse lay your reckoning upon this

@catboy-offical @femboy-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @supernatural-offical @australia-offical @lemon-offical @tea-offical

@tree-offical @homosexuality-offical

No notes limit?

You fool /pos

[moss-the-star-god]

@smol-trans-gerblin @spooky-art-hoarder @hekate-offical @persephone-offical @nobody-offical @paris-of-troy-offical @hestia-official @the-aphrodite-offical @poseidon-offical @scylla-0ff1c1al @khaos-offical @messenger-god-official @prometheus-offical @the-puppeteer-circe-official @hades-sick-offical @polites-offical @achilles-0ffical @perimedes-official @astyanax-offical @official--eve

[whitenailpolishoffical]

NOTES GAME

100 notes: I will draw myself

250 notes: I will reveal my 'gender'

500 notes: I will release the first 1 chapter of my zebra polish fanfic

1000 notes: I will paint my nails black (irl)

5000 notes: I will write, finish, and release the zebra polish fanfic

10,000 notes: I will kiss @blacknailpolishoffical

green means go! yellow means soon! red means stopped!

tags ig y'all ain't gonna get to 10,000 tho ;P

@dino-kid-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @offical-wikipedia @rednailpolish-offical

[blacknailpolishoffical]

PLEASE GET THIS TO 10,000 I NEED THAT KISS

@grim-reaper-offical @possum-offical @revenge-offical @satan-offical @god-offical @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @ao3-offical @t-u-m-b-l-r-offical @aaron-burr-offical @homosexuality-offical @hermes-offical @teeth-offical @towel-offical

[towel-offical]

@profain-offical @merriam-webster-offical @evilducks-offical @god-offical @satan-offical @hera-offical @hekate-offical @hades-sick-offical @hyperfixation-offical @hellels-corprate-offical @heavells-corprate-offical @mum-offical @morpheus-offical @mosquito-offical @mtg-offical @mothman-offical @mayo-offical @mayhem-offical @murder--offical @murder-offical @offical-mechanical-mind @offical-wikipedia @offical-hottopic @officalverse-fanart-offical @lies-offical @letterxdetectoroffical @lady-macbeth-offical @lemon-offical @lovecraft-offical @pavement-offical @pestilence-offical @pink-caterpillar-face-offical @puppy-girl-offical @pathologicalrock-official @twitterx-offical @doomedyaoioffical @communism-offical @doomed-yuri-offical @sappho-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @the-irs-offical @cia-offical @fbi--offical @achilles-0ffical @patroclus--official @evilducks-offical @iced-coffee-offical @lemon-offical @creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical @koolaidman-offical @keith-oficcal @keyboard-offical @killer-fish-offical @satan-offical @satans-child-offical @theimmortalsnail-offical @thejimmycultoffical @totally-cis-offical @sometimes-cis-offical @helpmemiku @offical-wikipedia @offical-potato @officalverse-tournaments-offical @isadora-offical @pedro-sanchez-offical @elvis-offical @doctor-who-offical @deactivated-offical @valid-offical @grey-solo-cup-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grims-horse-offical @holyspiritoffical @adhd-offical @adam-offical @australia-offical @aaron-burr-official @alexander-hamilton-offical @yuriofficial @ireland-offical @britain-offical @brick-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @plushie-offical @profain-offical @prophet-offical

If you were tagged twice, I apologize

[greek-myth-offic-i-als-battle]

most ppl don’t know who I am but I want in!!

-@perimedes-official

Well.. I guess you count!

100 notes and perimedes will be part of the game!

( yeeyting children of towers isn't allowed)

[perimedes-offical]

help me out here gang

@hades-sick-offical and other ppl plz

[greek-myth-offic-i-als-battle]

Why am I not in there already.

- @zeus-offical

who knows!

100 notes and Zeus is in!

[prometheus-offical]

Let's vote the weatherboy for worst... I know roughly half of the gods would agree with me (*cough cough* @hades-sick-offical *cough cough* @hera-offical *cough cough*)

[sink-offical]

spins in circles

what the fuck is a sink

-@perimedes-official

Open up a door and you’ll find it, you better let that sink in

[perimedes-offical]

I’m in the underworld there aren’t any doors

[sink-offical]

Damnit, well are you atleast clean under there?

[perimedes-offical]

well the only water we have here are the rivers, which most burn your skin off or make you lose your memory

(Ooc: im a disgrace I forgot what the rivers did I can only remember the river Styx)

[sink-offical]

Goodness.

[perimedes-offical]

yeah me and Icarus are trying to find his dad to convince hades to make it a more comfy place yk?

[sink-offical]

Question of how you even survive with out any good source of water, not even in a clean way

[perimedes-offical]

I mean we’re all already dead down there, I’m just glad we get internet and wifi

i mean you could bring it up with @hades-sick-offical

[sink-offical]

I think I’d be safe to not do that

[perimedes-offical]

I mean he’s pretty chill

[sink-offical]

No thanks!!

[hades-sick-offical]

don’t mind this guy he bugs the entire underworld with his hay throwing fantasies

and by tagging me

taking me away from my paper work, I swear I need to throw a sink at him

not a sentient one obviously

[sink-offical]

Please don’t throw one of my non sentient brethren at him!!

[hades-sick-offical]

sigh fine what else do I throw at him

[sink-offical]

Uhm. Fire ball

[hades-sick-offical]

Do you think I just have a fire ball lying around

[sink-offical]

It’s hell, you should have one

You have a river that burns you alive.

Your hades.

[hades-sick-offical]

offense this is not “hell” this is the underworld and the rivers all do different things that’s only one and it’s so mortals can’t get into the underworld when alive

Absurd smh

[sink-offical]

spins in circles

what the fuck is a sink

-@perimedes-official

Open up a door and you’ll find it, you better let that sink in

[perimedes-offical]

I’m in the underworld there aren’t any doors

[sink-offical]

Damnit, well are you atleast clean under there?

[perimedes-offical]

well the only water we have here are the rivers, which most burn your skin off or make you lose your memory

(Ooc: im a disgrace I forgot what the rivers did I can only remember the river Styx)

[sink-offical]

Goodness.

[perimedes-offical]

yeah me and Icarus are trying to find his dad to convince hades to make it a more comfy place yk?

[sink-offical]

Question of how you even survive with out any good source of water, not even in a clean way

[perimedes-offical]

I mean we’re all already dead down there, I’m just glad we get internet and wifi

i mean you could bring it up with @hades-sick-offical

[sink-offical]

I think I’d be safe to not do that

[perimedes-offical]

I mean he’s pretty chill

[sink-offical]

No thanks!!

[hades-sick-offical]

don’t mind this guy he bugs the entire underworld with his hay throwing fantasies

and by tagging me

taking me away from my paper work, I swear I need to throw a sink at him

not a sentient one obviously

[sink-offical]

Please don’t throw one of my non sentient brethren at him!!

[hades-sick-offical]

sigh fine what else do I throw at him

[sink-offical]

Uhm. Fire ball

[hades-sick-offical]

Do you think I just have a fire ball lying around

[sink-offical]

spins in circles

what the fuck is a sink

-@perimedes-official

Open up a door and you’ll find it, you better let that sink in

[perimedes-offical]

I’m in the underworld there aren’t any doors

[sink-offical]

Damnit, well are you atleast clean under there?

[perimedes-offical]

well the only water we have here are the rivers, which most burn your skin off or make you lose your memory

(Ooc: im a disgrace I forgot what the rivers did I can only remember the river Styx)

[sink-offical]

Goodness.

[perimedes-offical]

yeah me and Icarus are trying to find his dad to convince hades to make it a more comfy place yk?

[sink-offical]

Question of how you even survive with out any good source of water, not even in a clean way

[perimedes-offical]

I mean we’re all already dead down there, I’m just glad we get internet and wifi

i mean you could bring it up with @hades-sick-offical

[sink-offical]

I think I’d be safe to not do that

[perimedes-offical]

I mean he’s pretty chill

[sink-offical]

No thanks!!

[hades-sick-offical]

don’t mind this guy he bugs the entire underworld with his hay throwing fantasies

and by tagging me

taking me away from my paper work, I swear I need to throw a sink at him

not a sentient one obviously

[sink-offical]

Please don’t throw one of my non sentient brethren at him!!

[hades-sick-offical]

sigh fine what else do I throw at him

[greek-myth-offic-i-als-battle]

nominating @icarus-offical because theyre cool

-@poseidon-offical

alrighty!

100 notes and icarus is a constant!

[moss-the-star-god]

@heartzfromk1 @w0lfbytheriver @weirdoalexx @smol-trans-gerblin @pleasantpostpeanut @spooky-art-hoarder @hekate-offical @jay-1312 @lu5t-bunny @cia-offical @prometheus-offical @the-puppeteer-circe-official @the-aphrodite-offical @persephone-offical @nobody-offical @paris-of-troy-offical @hestia-official @the-aphrodite-offical @scylla-0ff1c1al @khaos-offical @messenger-god-official @hades-sick-offical @polites-offical @achilles-0ffical @perimedes-official @cursed-greek-guy-offical

[sink-offical]

spins in circles

what the fuck is a sink

-@perimedes-official

Open up a door and you’ll find it, you better let that sink in

[perimedes-offical]

I’m in the underworld there aren’t any doors

[sink-offical]

Damnit, well are you atleast clean under there?

[perimedes-offical]

well the only water we have here are the rivers, which most burn your skin off or make you lose your memory

(Ooc: im a disgrace I forgot what the rivers did I can only remember the river Styx)

[sink-offical]

Goodness.

[perimedes-offical]

yeah me and Icarus are trying to find his dad to convince hades to make it a more comfy place yk?

[sink-offical]

Question of how you even survive with out any good source of water, not even in a clean way

[perimedes-offical]

I mean we’re all already dead down there, I’m just glad we get internet and wifi

i mean you could bring it up with @hades-sick-offical

[sink-offical]

I think I’d be safe to not do that

[perimedes-offical]

I mean he’s pretty chill

[sink-offical]

No thanks!!

[hades-sick-offical]

don’t mind this guy he bugs the entire underworld with his hay throwing fantasies

and by tagging me

taking me away from my paper work, I swear I need to throw a sink at him

not a sentient one obviously

[hades-sick-offical]

hiiiiii

hello, Icarus.

[moss-the-star-god]

you should turn the underworld into an amusement park bc yk it's kinda boring down here (no offense)

Or just a movie theater? .....a tv? 🥺🙏

At least there's internet down here :)

[hades-sick-offical]

smh it’s not supposed to be cozy…. :/

[moss-the-star-god]

🥺

[always-watching-offical]

😒😒

[hades-sick-offical]

(cannon he was definitely just watching us two trust it’s not the wrong blog trust trust trust)

[moss-the-star-god]

if I find my father can I have him build it for you?

[hades-sick-offical]

……….fine