*tainted love plays as I enter the room*

(she/they/he, 33). scandinavian.

[riacte]

do you see this shit my liege

[throathole]

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

[wizardarchetypes]

today i rang up a customer at work for $13.36 and i said with such genuine cheer "uh-oh! two years before the plague hit England, if anyone cares!" and i watched the customer's eyes as they were clearly taken aback and then tried to pretend to be interested at all. they made such a valiant effort. they were like I don't wanna damper this guy's plague enthusiasm. They said, very awkwardly, "haha, uh-oh!"

[toddsolondz]

just because a guy has gay sex and falls in love with men doesn’t make him gay

[moniquill]

Factual; he could be Bi or Pan or some other flavor of Queer?

[toddsolondz]

he doesn’t know what that is

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[zegalba]

Issey Miyake: Transformation Coat (1976)

[mauricerudy]

[orchid-u]

FKA twigs for NPR’s Tiny Desk (2022)

[mcschnuggles]

[baynton]

[enchantedbook]

"Rumpelstiltskin". Originally published in The Fairy Book (1913). Illustration by Warwick Goble.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[rosie-tyler]

Star Trek 1.19

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[riverlarking]

this husband on the real housewives of new york city has marquis de sade's birth and death years on a t-shirt

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot