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“Do you like trains?” Fuuuuck, man, I dunno. They're alright. I mean, I guess you could say I like tra- *gets ran over*

aninternetsurfer

asdf.... asdf....

@haemora016

haemora016

i quote asdf on a daily basis. it’s part of my soul. my friend who has not seen asdf thinks im insane. he doesn’t understand 🥀

#dw chat im going to show him soon #he’ll still think i’m crazy tbh #but at least he will know i’m not the only one #reblog #asdfmovie #haemora

i’d like to announce something:

i have a massive ‘one eyed trouser snake’.

that’s all, thank you.

#there’s context i swear #funny shit #random #haemora

tumblr

how do i know if i like a boy

#help #i am not good at this romance shit #haemora #i need therapy

google: how to get into football as a girl without being mansplained to or getting annoying comments by straight guys who would suck their favourite players dick if they had the chance

#help #mansplaining #football #haemora

teenage boys scare me

#there’s a group of them on my bus #praying they don’t approach or acknowledge me #teenagers #help #haemora

satan-offical

I think at this point my life is saying random shit and having people cheer

#relatable #reblog #haemora

synonymroll2121

I’m so pissed of I lost the fic I was reading on here I NEED TO FIND IT IT WAS SO GOOD FUCCCCKKKKK

synonymroll2121

I found it everything is fine now idk what I was so freaked out about

haemora016

fear of losing a good fic and never knowing what happens next is worth freaking out about. it’s very valid.

#and anyone who says otherwise hasn’t felt the pain of never knowing what’ll happen at the end of a brilliant story #reblog #haemora

hbbisenieks

all those memes about companies at the end of June taking down their rainbows, except you're trans and nobody even Pretends to like you. they sent cops to the site of the 1966 riot where mostly trans women stood up and took action after being abused time and again by police—they sent cops to the only transgender district in the nation, at the trans march—to brutalize and arrest us again 60 years later. then they sent More cops the next night to violently break up a street party, again during pride weekend. and next to nobody is talking about this unless it's the local papers mostly parroting back whatever story the cops told.

I'm fucking furious. this happened in San Fran-fucking-cisco, the place that's supposedly So gay friendly. as long as you're white, cis, and have money.

talk about this. talk about how fucked up this is. because your silence speaks

#police violence #trans pride #reblog #haemora

to my dear aromantic tumblr users,

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW

some assistance is required

who me? nooo i’m not questioning anythinggg

nothing at all

thank you,

someone who is definitely NOT questioning

#help #for the autistics yes it is i who is questioning #aromantic #lgbt pride #haemora

autumnonapoea

i went to a drag show and one of the acts was Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus

sunshine-and-anxiety

@aninternetsurfer I have an idea for when we’re older….

@haemora016 I just thought you’d appreciate this

haemora016

VERY much appreciated

#MY HUSBANDS #perry the platypus #heinz doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb #reblog #haemora

cikero

I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

cikero

this is how they look in all the models

this is how they actually look

like they really fucking look like that. in real life

somniiloquy

viruses are literally such bullshit they have the nerve to look like this and they aren’t even ALIVE

nuggettiana

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE SHITTY AND ARBITRARY DEFINITION OF LIFE THAT MAKES VIRUSES NOT ALIVE. FUCK YOU THEY ARE ALIVE

petzah394-deactivated20250503

Things are heating up in the virus fandom

archaicfirehydrants

thats called a fever

#reblog #haemora

aninternetsurfer

1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF ME BEING TRANS+ CHAT

wow. wow thats a long time. I think I might start measuring my life in Years Being Woke. oh my god its been a year. I’m happier now than I was then before I came out to my close friends. I might be out to the rest of my year group this time next year (depends on how I feel)

oh my goodness.

thank you so much @sunshine-and-anxiety. @haemora016 and everyone else I know in real life who isn’t on tumblr because they’ve been so supportive of me and I could never be more grateful for not ousting me for being who I am. I love you (platonically)

haemora016

bro sent me a message a week ago telling me to say “i’m reminding you” today and so this morning i was like “im reminding you” and he went “it’s my one year anniversary of being out!!”.

this bitch dared to assume i didn’t have the date already saved in my calendar.

i have @sunshine-and-anxiety ‘s coming out date in my calendar too by the way.

for all people out there with lgbt+ friends, i’m raising the bar for youse.

save the fucking date.

like i did :))

#lgbt pride #gender stuff #friends are good #have them #well have good ones #reblog #haemora

@sunshine-and-anxiety

post.

#:)))#i love being mildly vexing #haemora