fairie queene

daughter of the meadow

[birdie-remaking-deactivated2023]

this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

[opiumpunxdeergirl]

GAY ABORTION MPREG MOBILE????

[girlypopz123]

"Being kind is punk" you need to learn to do good things without it being tied to a social status or subculture

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[romanceyourdemons]

sewing affirmations

it’s okay that i don’t have a sewing machine

i love backstitching by hand for hours

this has got to be great for my back

millions of my ancestors did this and they lived almost as long as i want to

i’m making so many beautiful things for my house—oh goddamn it

[dullyn]

All Arthurian ladies are unshaven everywhere and I need yall to remember that.

Like they got hair on their legs, pits, pubis. They are not smooth as a dolphin bro.

Hollywood makes us forget this with their portrayals of medieval era women with perfectly plucked eyebrows and hairless everythings.

[hafren-isolde]

all i want from life is to be goldberry of withywindle, living in the old forest with my weird little husband tom bombadil

[hafren-isolde]

every primary colour girlie needs a secondary colour bestie

[hafren-isolde]

no more character and personality quizzes. the only way we are categorising people from now on is by which cast member of the fellowship they are

elijah wood: the baby of the group, just vibes, always tired, forgetful

sean astin: mom friend, anxious bean, makes the plans and sorts everyone’s issues, actually has a healthy work/life balance

billy boyd: doofus no.1, rarely seen without doofus no. 2, sarcastic af, bit of a slut

dom monaghan: doofus no. 2, party city babyyy, bit of a drama queen, general shenanigans and tomfoolery

ian mckellen: the sophisticated friend, wise, tolerates everyone’s bs, can be a bit sharp

viggo mortensen: the artsy friend, deep and philosophical, a madness behind the eyes, gets into fights for fun

orlando bloom: the princess, naive but in a charming way, genuinely very sweet, will not let you forget that one time they fell off a horse

john rhys davies: just a jolly guy, always fun to be around, says it how it is, orders food for the table

sean bean: just happy to be here, kind and uncomplicated, a great laugh, always down to go out, scared of flying

[hafren-isolde]

…so when is matt groening gonna sue the duffer brothers

[hafren-isolde]

is it just me or did they copy and paste steve harrington’s hair onto elrond

[hafren-isolde]

someone put these two in a film as brothers pls

[hafren-isolde]

someone put these two in a film as brothers pls

[hafren-isolde]

rest in peace eddie munson, you would have loved peter jackson’s adaption of lord of the rings, well other than the fact it didn’t include the scouring of the shire.

[hafren-isolde]

cinematic parallels

[hafren-isolde]

y’all what are we thinking eddie’s full name is? like edward? edmund? edgar? theodore ‘teddy’ “eddie” munson?

[hafren-isolde]

Y’ALL IT’S EDWARD

[hafren-isolde]

y’all i was listening to uptown girl and i couldn’t stop thinking about how it could be such an eddie and chrissy song. in fact, it could be a steddie song bc steve is obvs an uptown girl

[hafren-isolde]

y’all what are we thinking eddie’s full name is? like edward? edmund? edgar? theodore ‘teddy’ “eddie” munson?