[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[trixiesol-blog]

[cyrus-thenotsogreat]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

[natalieironside]

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

[depsidase]

[orcboxer]

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[civil-defense-system]

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[gayvampyr]

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

[teratocrat]

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

[moldavite]

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

[throathole]

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

[parkchanwoohoo]

[skramztwinkly]

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

[dragongirlsweetie]

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species