Definitly not living as God intended

Hi wellcome!!! My name is Thora. I'm 25, bi, Brazilian. This has become basically a blog about my fandom obsessions. ps (my signature is usually TM but i'm changing it to Thora)

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Just needed to do one of Armand and Lestat to celebrate the trailer

[artemisia-tyche]

We, as a society, need to start simping on Dr Fareed Bhansali harder

[autarkiia]

it was so fucking funny when Louis, the multimillionaire living a life of luxury and opulence, said he dreams of living in a trailer park in the desert. girl this is like cottagecore for rich ppl

[sillystigmata]

Babies.

[yueiswriting]

I wish my dashboard was full of fanfiction and edits instead I get a lot of people trying to be morally correct about a Gothic vampire show. We could be having a good time, you know?

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Look back with fondness

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I wonder how long its gonna take him to realize.. BONUS:

[cannibalspicnic]

How are people mad at the amount of Devil's Minion we're getting this season? In the books, Daniel didn't even have a NAME yet in The Vampire Lestat. Now, our boys are BEHEADING the protagonists together!

People are claiming crumbs? My siblings in Christ, the Queen of the Damned arc is when Devil's Minion burrowed into our heads and removed our brains to be liquified in the blender of obsession before lovingly being placed back in our skulls. Crumbs? I am savoring this amuse fucking bouche because the meal is on its way.

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It was never about her

[heartsduel]

Armand served more cunt in this one minute scene than anything lestat has done in his own season

[spicyvampire]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE : THE VAMPIRE LESTAT (2026-) 3.07 "The Failures"

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Delclaudia hi

[whimsywheeelah]

all that space and yet...

[collegeboysam]

armand in ohio: Hey guys when you say AA is for the alcoholics and the addicts can you include me in that as well? The alcoholics, the addicts, and Armand if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

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stan doodle^^

[justaz]

*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

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I desperately NEED a fic where Uther executes Merlin after somehow finding out about his magic, and Arthur straight up loses his mind and just... walks away. From his father. From the hatred of magic. From his knights. From his friends. From his people.

From Camelot.

He's done. Merlin is gone, and nothing means anything anymore.

Uther burned Merlin while Arthur was in the dungeons for protesting. Uther who claimed to love Arthur's mother, and still bargained with her life for a son.

I want Uther to see his son's devotion (feelings realized too late, too late) to the dead servant boy. To realize that unlike him, Arthur would never have sacrificed the love of his life for a legacy.

I want Uther to realize that Arthur's love for a dead sorcerer is far greater and purer and more selfless than Uther's obsession for Ygraine ever was. (Because Arthur would never take his anger out on innocents. Cannot bear to imagine what Merlin would say if he did. Caring about a sorcerer's opinion, loving the sorcerer -Not really his father's perfect son, eh?)

And I want Uther to realize that he, King Uther Pendragon, has done to his son what he accused Nimueh of doing to him. (And knew, always, deep down that she didn't.)

I want Morgana, so recently "rescued" from the clutches of her sweet sister, to find out that the boy, once a friend, who poisoned her to save Arthur and Camelot and was rewarded with his death for it, was like her all along.

I want Morgause to exclaim in delight to Morgana that with the Crown Prince having taken himself out of the way, Camelot is ripe for the taking.

And for Morgana to hear this and think -none of this makes sense, what even is the point?

I want Arthur's last words ever to his father to be that he would never forgive him for this.

That in killing the sorcerer who had prevented Arthur from ending Uther's miserable worthless life, he's lost his son forever.

Uther Pendragon's young dynasty built on blood and bones and tears and screams and ash did not have it's legacy robbed by magic.

The legacy walked away.

And it will keep walking, wandering, alone from this land to that, until over a thousand years later, when it finds its soul's mate again, in a world forever changed to the both of them.