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twenty one pilots should be in jail and brendon urie should be in jail and imagine dragons should be in jail and whoever sang this is the best day of my liiife my lyiyiyiyiyiyfe should be in jail
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DREAM’S HOMEMADE CATBOY HAS BEEN REUPLOADED AS THIS:
DO NOT CLICK ON IT
tw you should be aware if you want to read it anyways: necrophilia, bestiality, cannibalism, rape/non con, blood, gore, limb removal, sex, pain play, main character death, graphic description of violence.
it seems innocent. its not. be aware.
reblog to warn others please.
Dress up (FLUFF):
♡C!Technoblade x GN!Reader
♡Summary: You've always wondered what you'd look like in Techno's cape and crown.
Made for @brain-rot-time-bb !
You've always wanted to wear them the moment you laid eyes on them. He made it look so cool and elegent, you sometimes wondered if you would look just as cool if you wore them as well. They were currently resting on a chest in your shared room since he was busy brushing Carl at the moment, so just a few minutes with them won't hurt, right?
'The worse thing that he can do to you is give you a dissapointed look, (y/n).'
Hyping yourself up, you pick up his crown and cape, quickly putting them on. You can't help but snort upon seeing that the cape he wore with such elegance looked like you were hauling a giant blanket tied around you. His crown wasn't fairing much better, threatening to fall off your head multiple times before you readjusted it.
"Well, this was made for an 8 foot giant, what was I expecting," you mumble to yourself as you take your sword out from your inventory.
You make your way to a mirror, trying to pose with a serious blank expression on you face, mimicing your boyfriend, but you couldn't help but chuckle at how badly you pulled it off.
"He makes it look easy!"
"Who makes what look easy?"
The sudden voice by the door causes you to jump and drop the sword you were holding with a loud clang. Silence fills the room for a few seconds after that while you two just stared at each other.
"Oh, uh, hi, Techno-" you give him an awkward single wave, one that he sarcastically gives back.
Pushing himself off the door frame he was leaning against, he walks over to you andcircles slowly around you for a while, making you feel so much smaller with him so close to you.
"Having fun playing dress up?"
You huff out a little laugh and readjust the crown for the fifth time in 30 minutes.
"I am, but I don't think It's looking right."
He stands behind you and looks at your reflection in the mirror. He thinks you look pretty good, but something is missing. Oh-
"I know what's wrong"
"Wait, seriously?"
"It's the height, (y/n)."
"Oh my god, Techno, you dick."
He gives you a small smile in response to the the mock glare you give him through the mirror and leans down to rest his chin on your head. He closes his eyes for a moment as if he were thinking.
"I know how we can improve this."
You give him a skeptical look, "Really?"
Without saying another word, he walks over to stand in front of you and squats down.
"Get on."
You can't help but let out a loud laugh as you comply, letting him haul you up and give you a piggyback ride. Once on, he looks at the two of you through the mirror again with a satisfied smile on his face.
"There, now there's that height."
"Not everyone's a giant piglin hybrid, Techno."
"Yeah, well they should be."
Rolling your eyes, you decide to place the crown back onto your boyfriends head, taking a moment to admire him in the mirror. He catches you staring at him.
"Handsome, right?" He asks, jokingly.
You stare at him a little longer before nuzzling into his hair, taking in his warmth and scent. You can't help but close your eyes as you relax yourself against him.
"You're always handsome, Tech."
He coughs a little, trying to ignore the sudden fluttering in his chest. He's glad you aren't looking in the mirror right now to see his face slowly beginning to dust with pink. Seriously, he finds it unfair that you can be so precious without even trying.
"(Y/n), do you mind getting down?"
Snapping out of your little daydream, you comply and jump off his back. You don't have time to properly regain your balance or ask him whats up before a pair of arms wrap around you and pull you into a hug. You don't hesitate to hug him back the minute he does so, smiling when he starts to let out soft piglin noises not even a minute later. He didn't have to say anything for you to know exactly what this hug meant.
"Love you too, you dork."
A/N: Hey, ⚰! I hope you enjoy this small fic for you! I'm sorry it isn't Valentines day related since I've never celebrated it before so I hope this is okay! I also hope you all enjoyed this short fluff fic as well!
(Requests are open and anon is on!)
im crying , i wanna piggy back ride from big tall man :(
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sbi x crow hybrid reader !!
gender neutral , they/them pronouns used :)
headcannons / reactions
not edited oops
kind of got carried away with technos bit , since hes my favourite but its ok :)
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PLEASE SHAWTY PLEASE
May I perhaps c!technoblade and a drowsy s/o who can and will fall asleep anywhere at anytime? Like being found curled up asleep in the back of a closet or will just sit down next to him and immediately be asleep. Thank you so much.
🏵 Your Tea Is Ready 🏵
Warnings: none
Genre: Fluff
| Technoblade X Sleepy!Reader |
He has your sleep pattern DOWN
Very rarely is he caught of guard by you falling asleep anymore
It's almost like a sixth sense to him now
He is incredibly protective so expect him to plan things out around your sleep patterns
Either so you're asleep and safe with phil, or you're wide awake and not drowsy
However that doesn't mean you're always on his radar
Especially if hes hyper focused on something, sometimes he forgets you're even there
One time he was doing your hair and hadn't even realized you had fallen asleep until you woke up yourself
Is always amazed at how you can fall asleep anywhere
The voices however are less amused
' Their gonna catch a cold without a blanket '
' The ground looks so hard '
' Their gonna wake up sore '
' Its so dirty pick them up '
Although he knows you wouldn't sleep somewhere if you weren't content with it he still worries sometimes
Which often leads to you waking up in places you dont remember falling asleep in
as a resident sleepy boy i am very happy , thank you author , very cool <3
i dont know what this says about me but when i think of childhood games i think of yandere simulator and undertale ......
i made a lesbian cow :D
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"if gods can bleed, gods can die" "this is the last moment for judas to reveal themselves. who's the traitor" "he described me as a pawn. this is checkmate" "do you want to be a hero, tommy? then die like one" "it was never meant to be" "if respect is the only thing protecting you from a knife in the back, then respect is nothing" "my l'manburg, phil! my unfinished symphony, forever unfinished!" "i will build these walls until they reach the block limit" "it's never my time to die" "welcome home, theseus!" "did you really think, quackity, that you could kill me that easily?" "i have a pickaxe, and i'll put it through your teeth!" "i sowed the seeds of peace, and yet i'm the one who pays for war" "what am i without you? - yourself." "this better be good" what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
bruhhhh
KARL AND TOMMY HAVE SUCH CUTE LITTLE NOSES WAAAAA IM NOT OK THEIR LITTLE NOSES >:(((((((( DONT TALK TO ME IM CRYING OVER WHITE BOY’S NOSES
thanks bestie
“ ok chat , im just saying that if someone told me i had a good taste in music i would fall in love on the spot , seriously . “ you rambled , gathering crops from your little garden . this stream was one of many where you just messed around . it wasnt for speedrunning or shouting with your friends until you lost your voice , but just simply playing the game . you liked to do these streams to help people with their anxieties , to give background noise for people who had work to do , or just to give them company .
“ deadass i would just marry them right there . i would just - bro i - youre - dont make me fall in love with you . “ you chuckled , going quiet while planting flowers in patterns ( this pattern was in the trans flag ) a donation came in , the little familiar sound making you look up to thank whoever it was .
ranboolive just gave 100 !! thanks bestie ;) “ you have a good taste in music <3 “
no i am not a trans safe page . i am a trans danger page . hi , im trans and i think i just drank bleach
my 7 year old brother is currently singing roadtrip , i either gave him early trauma or im just really fucking swag