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beatonna

We’ll get back to Mary Anning later.

Is Kelis’ milkshake song a gift to humanity, or what?

a-dinosaur-a-day

Happy Mary Anning Day!

slavery

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

scienceshenanigans

#this is what the march for science is really for

ptolemv

The Solar System + Pluto

Someday death will take us to another star

The Resistance of the National Parks Service

When the armored bears attack the White House, do not seek refuge in the forest. It is not safe. The Rangers have rallied the trees, roused the buffalo, and worst of all, pissed off the mosquitos. The deer are trained to shoot AK-47s and the sloths practice hand to hand combat while swinging on vines. Even the weather is enlisted by the Park Rangers.

Blood has been spilled on the sandstone. The rivers that carried salmon upstream now float their bodies back to the sea. The Great Arches, sparkle in the morning sun, a war cry against encroaching policies. A common rallying point to bring the fight back to Washington.

Know that when the bears claw at the windows, when the bees dip their needles in poison and fly through the air ducts, when the sandhill cranes drop bombs on your forces, there will be no reprieve— no ceasefire when you wave the white flag in defeat.

Know that when we try and bury you, the soil will resist. Your corpse will lay rotting against the pristine landscape, and the grass will glow orange as the earth slowly digests your skin.

--c.k.

#poetry #spilled ink #resisit

judgmentalmaps

Seattle, WA 2017 by .Aneurismic

theincurableescapist

Happy people don’t make history, Happy people make children, then die.

Neil Hilborn, Audiobook (via theincurableescapist)

myjetpack

archiemcphee

Cartoonist Tom Gauld demonstrates one of our favorite rules:

No matter what it is you have to do, do it as awesomely as possible.

myjetpack

A recent cartoon for New Scientist magazine.

gmbencompetence

The Pewdiepie Controversy, Explained:

Sometimes actions have consequences.

asongofcaffeineandinsomnia

Grad school hacks #007

View your fellow grad students as comrades rather than competitors. Help each other and you’ll all get farther.

adventuresinchemistry

We have to look out for each other because no one else will

bai-xue

flatbear

Don’t stop now.

hashtagloveloses

if it’s a dystopia does that mean we all have to be in a love triangle between our childhood best friend mediocre white guy and a mysterious new mediocre white guy?