I put the bi in bitch

I can be funny sometimes.

[ruinedchildhood]

[dogpuppy]

[bedupolker]

Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

[bedupolker]

aquatic chapter

[avagarde]

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

[tjmystic]

This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.

[incisedwound]

[tentacleteapot]

this could be the snart of something big

[rhodabotics]

this could be the snort of something pig

[lilisouless]

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TAKE HER?

[despazito]

[zenjestrr]

[pettydavis]

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

[puppybong]

compilation

[puppybong]

[angelnumber27]

they are 1 (one) can tall

[elvisomar]

[catchymemes]

[cikero]

I love when frogs puff up to be scary. you are slimy and full of air

[emiett]

Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room

[mod-l-lost-in-translation]

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

[portaljumper339]

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

Like a sack of what

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]