[hollowtones]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Seals are SO so fat.

LOVE IT

[timewornaccentor]

as a soon to be marine biologist i must agree that they ARE and it is AMAZING

[hollowtones]

1 Out Of 1 Experts Agree

[samstarium]

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh

[zzzedta]

[notanotherginger-deactivated201]

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

[itskalynbitch-blog]

I think I’m in love.

[laisspoopy]

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

[faramon]

^ That

[sourcedumal]

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

[allaboutraye]

She’s beauty and she’s grace and she’ll kick you in the face.

[bingomann]

dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*

me: *calls its name*

dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*

[drive2011-deactivated20220420]

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

[sunny-dayze]

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

[markv5]

“У меня просто кость пушистая. Дай колечки”…

[pinkpop1997]

[rattlesnek]

HIGHLY foreboding thrift store omen

[minervafloofdraws]

[federalbureauofislam]

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

[kars]

I am awake but at what price

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[slavery]

FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!

OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

this is gonna be all of us in fourty years w our amazon echo brain implants

[trailcams]

Source: Cuddeback

[lubricates]

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it’s ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

[youtubesagger]

[gif87a-com]

[powertopsenpai-deactivated20260]

@doujinshi

[imustbenuts]

guy: Go, go, go, go, go. Shoo shoo, shoo, shoo. It’s ignoring me…

girl: Cat’s ignoring you

guy: Hey hey. Oi. Hey hey hey hey. Don’t you do that. Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Tch. This mother fucker…

[Cat stretches]

guy: Stop it! Oi.

[Cat lies down]

guy: Go away, you! Go away!

girl: It’s so cute! So cute… It’s so cute…

[christinethecatposts-deactivate]

thank u for this translation

[timid]

[naive-personality]