....because reality is shit

Cory Monster the 37564/Kindergarten Hazing Ritual guy very harsh, very random, very old more metal, more futbol, more beer, more anime, less reality.

[theconcealedweapon]

[hailsvvanronson]

every generation that procreated another is the worst.

[ladyshinga]

Monogamous people with dozens of exes and the most horrifying relationship history you've ever heard of in your entire life: "Well I just can't support polyamory, because those relationships never work out"

[hailsvvanronson]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

hah!

nice being back.

[depsidase]

[homunculus-argument]

"Don't speak ill of the dead" my ass. If you didn't want people talking shit about you when you're no longer there to defend yourself, you should've been a better person.

[bisquid]

I always took it to mean, like, don't bitch about Mrs. Obnoxious in front of her grieving children, not 'you can't say anything bad about a dead person ever' but let me tell you some people really do seem to take the latter approach and it's EXHAUSTING. "don't speak ill of the dead" are Ronald Reagan's descendants in this room right now?

[hailsvvanronson]

if bad people are allowed to continue their bloodline, their bloodline can suffer

fuck 'em

[maswartz]

AI toys for young children need tighter rules, researchers warn

In first study of its kind, Cambridge researchers found AI toys could misread some children's emotions.

[hailsvvanronson]

this is what modern lazy parents will leave their oops babies in front of instead of tv or the internet while they do whatever bullshit they're still trying to do after having an oops baby.

[sternenschaukler]

Fuck, Marry, Kill

[hailsvvanronson]

type of time I'm on.

might need to be a song.

[depsidase]

[hailsvvanronson]

> you are with child

[weirdspoons]

considering i realized relatively recently that i’m not only asexual but also aromantic, this is definitely a very accurate horoscope for the day

[hailsvvanronson]

watch this not be a pisces.

what makes less sense than me not realizing I was asexual until 42, is me not realizing I was aromantic until 43.

Most kids grow out of disliking anything romantic by 17. Be for real.

(still experiencing sensual attraction will have you not seeing the forest for the trees...)

[weirdspoons]

i’m a pisces moon if that’s relevant

and trust me i am being for real, i’m in my mid-twenties and have known i was ace since i learned the term over ten years ago

[hailsvvanronson]

That's amazing.

I wish I would have known about a-spec in the 90s.

Could have saved so much time.

[weirdspoons]

considering i realized relatively recently that i’m not only asexual but also aromantic, this is definitely a very accurate horoscope for the day

[hailsvvanronson]

watch this not be a pisces.

what makes less sense than me not realizing I was asexual until 42, is me not realizing I was aromantic until 43.

Most kids grow out of disliking anything romantic by 17. Be for real.

(still experiencing sensual attraction will have you not seeing the forest for the trees...)

[hailsvvanronson]

i finished Texhnolyze.

the more I think about it the more I love that show.

I don't know why I did not watch it back in the day, but I likely would not have got it back in the day. I was 23. I wouldn't have even had the patience for it, I don't think.

I never really hear about it except when people atart recommending psychological deep cuts, so I figured it was quite underrated...and it is, but I almost wonder if it lowkey influenced some other shows.

I see things that would be done later in Psycho Pass and Attack on Titan (I won't say what exactly, just bloody watch the thing).

but yeah, cyberpunk dystopia mafia gang wars with people who have cybernetic artificial limbs is right up my alley. It's hella bleak. I think it was well paced. If this had been made in 2026, they would have been given 12 episodes with a shitty studio and probably rushed it to hell with no ending.

2003, man. . .

that was Spring 2003. My ass was torrenting Air Master and Gad Gaurd.

The former was pretty cool, but a bit too horny for no reason, the latter sucked.

Now, of course, I think I said earlier that I started Texhnolyze and Ergo Proxy at the same time.

.. Texhnolyze is the winner. I'm probably not even finishing Ergo Proxy, it got fuckin' stupid.

[blignick]

[yardsards]

what getting into an argument over the internet feels like

[innocuous-gnome]

getting ready for aro awareness week...

(yes they all have different fonts. i'm not good at this.)

[hailsvvanronson]

I know aromantic isn't necessarily anti-romantic

but it can be, dammit!

[lgbtqiauserboxes]

[transgender-puppygirl-terrorist]

ladies and gentlemen the killshot

[busket]

if you dont know the context, JK Rowling appears in the Epstein files being invited to the pedophile island and in return, invited Epstien to her Harry Potter play, The Cursed Child. while her full name is redacted, she signs her emails with "Jx" like she often signs her tweets, and Epstien calls her "wordsmith", so we know he was talking to 1. an author 2. someone connected to Harry Potter enough to be able to offer an invite to the play 3. someone incredibly wealthy because those are the only people he communicated with 4. SOMEONE WHO SIGNS OFF AS "Jx"

she brushed it off, calling it "silly", then she illegally deleted YEARS of tracking on her yacht. never any threats to sue despite what would be very clear and obvious defamation and libel case if it weren't true, but none of these scumbags will do it because they know it would all be proven TRUE in discovery

this is a woman who has dumped millions of dollars to make the lives of trans people in the UK miserable. she calls us perverts, abusers, and pedophiles. and here she is, visiting pervert pedophile abuse island to do what they do there. truly every accusation is a confession with these devils

[hailsvvanronson]

okay, it's kind of weird to have this many shows I wanna give a shot at this point in time.

Lazarus is almost guaranteed a banger.

Gundam Gquax, I watched the beginning in a movie theater.

I mean come on now, Gainax Gundam?!?!

something COULD go wrong, but who knows?

I don't know how Guilty Gear is gonna be, but I gotta watch at least 3 eps of it.

Moonrise is a Netflix show, and actually kinda sounds like Starship Troopers. Hiromu Full Metal Alchemist Arakawa designed the characters, but Tow Psycho Pass 2 Ubukata is writing it (I mean, he wrote the 3rd season too...so who knows?).

Nazotoki? it seems to not be shounen atall atall atall, and I have to see at least one episode. Allegedly a comedy. interesting. may or may not be in the mood. (I was watching SpyxFamily and enjoying it and then suddenly was just not in the mood and haven't been for 2 whole years at this point and now season 3 is coming in the fall and i never quite got to season 2 😅)

[hailsvvanronson]

damn, i forgot to speak on this season.

I dropped Moonrise. I dropped Guilty Gear, pretty close to the end too. I saw where it was going. It's pure cheese.

Lazarus, I give about an 8.

Felt like it could have another season, but I doubt we get one. Enjoyable characters, great fights, Watamabe didn't miss here.

Nazotoki, I will finish, but I lost track.

Gundam GQux is a 7.

Was annoyed at the "they're fighting over a boy" insinuation, and it definitely had a Gainax ending where shit escalates in the last 2 episodes and it just kinda gets left. That show needed to be 26 episodes, honestly. Still, great concept of kinda "what if the original Gundam would have gone like this".

[hailsvvanronson]

Ronin Warriors is back.

It's kind of nuts, and we're only on episode 5

maybe doesn't look as good as the original from the 80s, but what modern tv anime looks as good as any of that stuff?

It's still not too shabby for something I'm only watching because I watched it in '95 (with my mother).

(and that's more than I can say for Ranma, which I did not end up watching the new one. I really will not be watching that again. I'm sure it's perfectly good, considering it's allegedly a shot for shot remake...)

I nearly forgot this show was coming out.

so occupied with Steel Ball Run and Ghost in the Shell, which we now know when is coming.

Steel Ball Run in March

Ghost in the Shell in July

(no gifs of that trailer, but that thing looks crazy)

i did start Ergo Proxy

it's okay so far.

seems like it is definitely of its time.

i was kinda cracking up because re-l is some kind of cross between Amy Lee and Kate Beckinsale 😅

Also started Texhnolyze at the same time

(inb4 "why would you do that?")

it's cold and I've been a bit off....

I kinda still have not been in the mood to catch up with SpyxFamily, but I've done a but anyway. I still really enjoy that show when I watch it. I will continue to take my time.

I finished My Home Hero too.

As much as it is nowhere near good enough looking, the tension is nearly unbearable. Real anxiety, that show

Real suspense.

it's got that more than anything. It's quite good. More people need to watch it, and then maybe it will have gifs.