part 2 of whether tokyo ghoul characters go to the dentist and/or brush their teeth because its fuunnn 😁also u guys r nice and gave me cool headcanons all of which i agree with tbh. i love you! ok
also small trigger warning for mentions of vomit with touka
ive been thinking about this. yomo is one of my favs bcos i feel like he wants to be independent while also being lowkey 40 year old man incompetent like he could probably kill you in a minute but hes also a dummy doodoo and has not much emotional intelligence. that has nothing to do with the dentist but i wanted to include it . 'whats a dentist? whats a dentist' u know like that one xxxtentacion video thats what yomo is like but genuinely and not even joking
i think he uses mouthwash once a week and thats all . he probably smells like shit and piss and dead man and thats why people think hes homeless . he probably has holes in his teeth but if ever dragged into a dentist he would insist they dont hurt . i mean this with love i love him
probably once tried to floss and accidentally made his tooth bleed (this happened to me im projecting) . probably got an infection and nearly died . can you tell im passionate about this
i think touka would hate the dentist but yoriko once was like 'wait.. do you go to the dentist? i feed you so many sweets girl u need to go' and then if dragged the dentist was like really concerned like. fuck is all this decay how often do you throw up
(and thus she never went again) (she probably bit them on accident)
touka is probably rlly responsible about brushing her teeth though as id imagine she's googled like 'what happens if u throw up a bunch' and got concerned . i think she tries to brush her teeth after every time she's sick just to make sure and then probably has a breath mint if she cant
in :re however i think she'd fall out of the habit a bit without yoriko there to remind her , she isn't sick as often anymore so she kind of just .. forgets
but she tries to remember and she does like every other night ish!!
yoriko on the other hand is just normal she brushes her teeth every morning and every evening, flosses and uses mouthwash when she feels the need . shes always trying her own food so she knows she needs to stay clean!! she's been to the same dentist since she was tiny and i reckon she has a gap between her teeth just cus i think thats cute
nishiki stinks like a bitch but he just wears that stereotypical teenage boy cologne and has a breath mint whenever kimi comes over . just saying . i do think hed go to the dentist though but maybe every other year, he'd 'i know i know' his way through the appointment and only brush his teeth regularly for like 4 days before forgetting again . bcos hes gross .
kimi just brushes her teeth thrice a day bcos shes not an idiot and she visits her dentist once a year in the autumn time i think . she's actually a smart person in this so i think she would just be normal
i think kaneki would've had ur average teenage boy crookedy teeth at the start of tokyo ghoul, theyd stay the same until :re, but i reckon somehow theyd straighten his teeth before he became haise sasaki, and whiten them too
kaneki would probably be jittery abt dental appointments but not like outright scared, he can still go , but it's just kind of uncomfortable
he always gets the same advice 'brush more and dont forget to floss' (he then goes on to forget to floss)
but he brushes his teeth regularly!!
haise probably has one of those timers that u can stick to ur bathroom mirror or tiles or sink or whatever and u flip it over and he brushes for the whole time even when his mouth starts to kind of sting from the mintiness😭
and then he flosses, and does mouthwash, and flosses a little bit more just in case . and then he goes to see the other quinx like 'have u guys brushed ur teeth :D' (no yes yes no)(im sure u can guess who said what lmao)
he probably has a dentist somewhat associated with the CCG and he sits there kicking his feet while the dentist prods around in his mouth
(thats after the dentist told him to shut up bcos 'ahh ar ah ahh' doesnt rlly make sense, its hard to talk with metal in ur mouth)
itori doesnt have a dentist but i think she probably has a friend who doesnt have a dentist either and they just check eachothers mouths
that sounds kind of gay and it probably is a kind of gay experience
she brushes her teeth and uses whitening stuff probably . maybe some mouthwash . i think she'd have an electric toothbrush specifically .
and then her and her friend gay kiss probably
uta doesnt have a dentist either i think one would be a little startled to be a dentist and have his eyes staring at you the whole time but i say that with love .. i think he once considered shaving his teeth down but then didnt
maybe he has veneers. maybe. i dont know. im just some guy
he probably only has kiddie toothpaste the ones that say they taste like bubblegum i dont know i can just see uta having that kind of toothpaste. probably doesnt even own a toothbrush just uses his finger 😭😭😭
roma has to brush her teeth and visit the dentist how the hell else would she remain so youthful?? but i do think she has a silver tooth but like its a back tooth so nobody ever sees it unless she like. opens her mouth real wide
i think shes super efficient and probably likes to chew 'dentist recommended!!' gum just to be sure
i think hinami has very clean teeth because touka is a hypocrite and takes her to the dentist and then they leave without touka even going inside . i also think ryouko would've scolded hinami a little for going to bed without brushing her teeth lol
thats all i can think of . i love being hyperbolic ,. maybe i will do a part 3 if i think of anything particularly interesting 😆byebye
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