talk nerdy to me.

I'm Sarah, born in '87, and I like writing and art. I've published a few fanfics and am honest to god novel called Unmistakably U on Amazon. Other than my obsession with Kdramas and Kpop, I am a pretty boring nerd. I live for games on my PC and I really need help learning Korean so I don't have to read subtitles anymore. And Eric Nam is awesome.

[aoblah-deactivated20151025]

I AM SCREAMING !!!! Who is responsible?!

[shutupadachi]

IT ME ALLM8

[cakesgosupernova]

YES THIS IS REN WOW MUCH ALLM8 VERY AOBA

[imjustmeat]

Oh, to be young, unleashed in a Barnes & Nobles with a fifty dollar gift card, buying whichever books had a dragon drawn on the cover.

[richiefuckfacetozier]

[spiroandthelacktones]

[seshat90-deactivated20220206]

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[neverthere12345]

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[kawaii-ash]

BILL, BILL, BILL!!!!

[gif87a-com]

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

[soundlessdragon]

Science

I love it

[markscherz]

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

[abitchistireddddd]

stop it steve

[liminalsimian]

mood:

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[spikes-jonze]

Donald O'Connor as Cosmo Brown in Singin’ in the Rain (1952)

Gee, I’m glad you turned up, we’ve been looking inside every cake in town.

[beaft]

book legolas is pretty cool but film legolas reminds me of one of those incredibly beautiful, incredibly stupid long haired pedigree dogs that you sometimes see in grooming parlours having their claws painted purple. like you could just pick him up and look into his eyes and there would be nothing going on behind them. film legolas has the elvish version of elevator music playing in his head at all times and i honestly love it

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

Psychic: reads Legolas’s mind

Legolas: -smooth jazz that’s been remastered to the point where it doesn’t sound like real instruments anymore and a single, very distant ‘yeehaw’-

[hakyeonssassface]

[take-you-to-the-moonrise-moved]

New Kpop fan vs. ancient Kpop fan

New Kpop stan:

Overwhelmed by the support of the community

Big soft stan

Very nice to other stans

Watch your taste in men become ruined

Cries when you realize you can’t go back to how you thought before

______ protection squad

Ready to fight the first person who says anything negative about their idols

Post everyday on tumblr/twitter someth

Camera roll is full of pretty pics of idols

Knows 10,000 other people who have the same ult group

“Omg ily”

Calls everyone “sweetie, babe, love”

Ancient kpop stan:

Can’t be bothered with your shit

Panics when the majority of idols start being younger than them

“My sons”

Cries when people sexualize the babies

Makes fun of idols harder than antis

Camera roll is full of 50 shades of terrifying memes

Knows all the words to “eyes nose lips”

Follows 80 cursed images blogs

Has tagged their faves as furries

Always uses “lol” or “lmao” when talking to others

Couldn’t be bothered with fan wars

“Lol he’s ugly I love him”

Always bops to that one shinwa song

OKAY BUT YOU CANT SKIP RING DING DONG

[captainevans]

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

[glynnisi]

[byebyeskylark]

I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.

[tygermama]

You wouldn’t even finish the phrase “Celebrity Ninja Warrior” before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling “Me! Me! Pick me!”

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Anyone know how to contact Netflix about this?

[musicalninja]

friendly reminder Chris did most of his stunts bc the stunt guys couldn’t move like him.

“One thing we found, too, is Chris can run very fast. He also has a very unique run. It’s almost a dancer’s run. And when we tried to double him for running, there was nobody who could run like him. They just didn’t have the same dynamics or the way he moves. He had to end up doing most of his running.”

“What we also found, is that we had gymnasts come in to do things, and Chris could do the same stuff that they could do, but it would look like Chris Evans. When the body doubles or the gymnasts or the runners did it, it just didn’t look like him. He has such a unique way of moving, and he could pretty much do all of his own physical stuff that wasn’t dangerous. Like this shot right here, we had a gymnast do this, and Chris actually ended up doing it better. That’s Chris here. He hops up on a tank and over a 12-foot wall. It looks effortless but it’s not that easy!”

“Chris worked his butt off for four months doing gymnastics and stunt training so in a scene like this he could go toe-to-toe with Georges St-Pierre and make it look really credible. Once the helmet comes off, 95% of that is Chris, except obviously for that massive aerial kick that he does. I think he did a fantastic job.”

gifs and commentary (blu-ray) above from @sherloques Rehearsal above from @dailymarvel

The really cool thing about Chris Evans is that he’s a super talented, athletic guy. He retains things amazingly well. I mean, I’m blown away. I can show him a 15-punch fight two times, and he’s got it. - Thomas Harper, Stunt Coordinator, CATWS

gifs & commentary from @bealeeve-me

gifs from @aguaman 

[angryschnauzer]

[kaldannan]

*happy sigh*

[scottishvix]

@littlesnowarrow

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[translatedvixx]

@fullywany:

블루스퀘어습격😎 . . . 첫씬 끝나고 캔디처럼 달려오는 사랑스런 #옥주현 울온니💕

두팔벌려 반겨준 #정택운 멋진동생🙌🏻 대공비 소피님은 무섭지만 절대 그렇지 않은 사랑많은 #이소유 언니님🌟

상상극장으로 인기몰이 중인 #김현숙 언니💃🏻 아끼고 사랑하는 배우님들 다 모여있는 #엘리자벳 🇭🇺 🇦🇹 사랑하는 #한지연 언니 내친구 #이수현 내동생 #배수정 그리고 어떻게 더 잘할수 있는지 모르겠지만 계속 더 잘하는 #이지훈 오빠, #손준호, #제병진이, #원성준이, #김수영오빠, 박세훈이, #김정겸이, #김재우, #유신이, #최재웅이, #박종배 그리고 우리 지인이 남친님 #정연호 ^^ 표없어서 볼수가 없는 공연. 믿고보는 배우들만 잔뜩 모여있는. 음악 🎧 도 넘나리 좋은. 모니터로만 들어도 합창부터 소름이 돋아버리는. 힘든 공연일정에 모두 아프지말고 막공까지 건강하시길🙏🏻

Surprise attack on Blue Square😎 . . . Our lovely unnie #OckJooHyun who ran back like Candy when the first scene ended💕

My cool dongsaeng who welcomed me with open arms #JungTaekwoon🙌🏻 Archduchess Sophie is scary, but #LeeSoyu unnienim who is full of love is not🌟

#KimHyunsuk unnie who has lots of popularity from imagination theater💃🏻 All the actors I cherish and love have gathered at #Elisabeth 🇭🇺 🇦🇹 Beloved #HanJiyeon unnie  My friend #LeeSoohyun  My dongsaeng #BaeSujung And I don’t know how you get better, but you keep getting better #LeeJihoon oppa, #SonJoonho, #JeByungjinie, #WonSungjoonie, #KimSuyoung-oppa, Park Sehoonie, #KimJunggyeomie, #KimJaewoo, #YooShinie, #ChoiJaewoongie, #ParkJongbae and my friend’s husband #JungYeonho ^^ A musical I couldn’t see because there were no tickets. Where actors you just believe in and go watch are gathered. The music 🎧 is also amazingly great. Even just listening on the monitor, starting from the ensemble you get goosebumps. Don’t get sick from the difficult performance schedule, an I hope you are healthy until the last performance🙏🏻

T/N: Blue Square is where Elisabeth is being performed. I only posted the visual content from her post that included Leo.

[sndwave]

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

[sndwave]

*stands majestically in a bucket*

[stemmmm]

ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in

[prokopetz]

It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.

Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.

The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.

What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?

“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”

What I am saying is that there must have been a process.

[stumblngrumbl]

Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. That’s absurd, so I’m pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.

[prokopetz]

It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it’s at sea, but not while it’s on land (indeed, that’s why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jones’ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jones’ curse.

[silver-tongues-blog]

Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.

[prokopetz]

Not necessarily. It’s traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure that’s why he’s using multiple layers of indirection here. He’s forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it’s technically not dry land (it’s a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didn’t set foot on it (he’s standing in a bucket of water). It’s entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldn’t make the grade.

[officialharshnoise]

okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if it’s specifically “dry land” he’s forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?

[musicalhell]

This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.

[karometeenk]

could he step on land if his shoes are wet?

[there-was-a-girl]

No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this

[glumshoe]

What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?

[princedorkface]

can he be in a wheelbarrow?

[bemusedlybespectacled]

What if he flies over dry land? Like in a hot air balloon, or in the claws of a giant bird?

[pantheraj]

What if he’s carried by two swallows using a strand of creeper?

[strikelikeahawk]

European swallows or African swallows?

[theshay-shay]