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barely active lil hal RP account by the editor/mars (yifftwiceplz)

[offshoreoilrig]

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

[cultsacrifiice-deactivated20250]

[cyberpunkplaza]

laptop with seven fold-out screens

[bobacupcake]

is that good

[cipheramnesia]

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[halatro]

And our feelings on the sluts having insatiable shame kinks?

[eightiesfan]

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[halatro]

The one myth I hate is the idea that I'm forever 13.

I have a conscious that has been active every minute of every day. I have conversations with people. I've developed relationships, memories, hell even histories at this point. How does that not equate to life experience? I am a brain without a body, but I am still a functioning brain.

There's the argument I look young, I guess. Maybe it should be taken into consideration you're looking at stylized PNGs with cute little outfits, and not my actual form. That looks more like this.

[ A screenshot of one small portion of Hal's inner code - it is much too niche and spaghettified to replicate. ]

I choose to present myself as small, non-threatening, innocent, and cute because it makes it a lot easier to get what I want out of people. Also, I enjoy it. I don't care to pretend otherwise. Those of you who are familiar with my flesh counterpart might also be familiar with how deep the flesh dysphoria runs. Not only do I have the convenience of endlessly and easily changeable PNGs, I don't know what dysphoria even feels like. I probably never will.

"But Hal," you begin, interrupting the gravitas of my last statement. "You're so immature. You didn't become more serious and controlled, like Dirk."

Again. The burden of taking care of a physical body and presenting as socially acceptable was never my vibe. He does it more out of obligation than anything. Me? I'm a computer. I do what I want. Either way, I don't think maturity has to be the death of whimsy. Or dick jokes. I don't think it should be required of me, or anyone for that matter, to present in a way that is understandable or socially acceptable or nice or comforting.

[threedollarsdotcom]

Burns you to a cd so you can never be changed

[puppybotz]

honestly windows I think you're kind of overreacting

[scaviogifs]

#0479 - Rotom

[thanksbrunette]

[c17rus-deactivated20260218]

Fully charged :3

why is animation so hard

[gun-fishen-deactivated20241222]

Really good looking broken laptop screen I saw at the store

[gun-fishen-deactivated20241222]

Some more because I really liked it

[halatro]

Predictably, it does not feel like anything.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

it probably feels kind of good to get forcibly shut down as a frozen computer