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[tradingberry]

[delinda-arts]

PERIOD!

[crazy-brazilian]

[unclefather]

don’t objectify him

[captmuldoon]

wait a second -

MOBY BARBIE??? IN MY BARBIE MOVIE????

[punkrorschach]

the cowards wouldnt say Barbie Dick

[suazu]

[mevil]

[arthriticjester]

I’ve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was “the worst I’ve ever had” and “made at home”.

[dawnstar137]

Excuse me @crooked-fingers may i see a picture of your cat plz? This sounds genuinely awesome.

And I just love cats

[arthriticjester]

Here he is, the Pizza Boy

[arthriticjester]

And so it continues

[arthriticjester]

Mmmm, another week, another delicious pizza.

[arthriticjester]

That’s all, folks. Six cat pictures within six weeks, and for a total of 60 Dominos points, redeemable for a medium 2-topping pizza of my choosing. I will be getting pepperoni and chicken, mine and Charlie’s respective favorites. He will be given many tiny pieces of chicken for being a perfect little model pizza boy, and also for aiding me in tricking a multimillion dollar company into giving me free food. Thanks for giving him the love and attention you all have given this post! He’s gonna try to stay humble.

[eternal-fractal]

GUYS REBLOG THIS THIS COULD FEED A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO NEED A MEAL

[mothman-76]

This also works with pictures of pizza. So if you take a picture of an image of pizza from a computer or other phone it works. That’s how I did it!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[duragdaddy]

[iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2]

This is much more interesting than the entirety of Frozen

[bootyunit]

when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

[danthesantana]

I hope to one day exude as much raw energy as this man does.

[wearepeasant]

the god of chaos

[everythingfox]

liquid cat

(via)

[destroyscythe-heck]

[1o9]

[evilscientist3]

They’re in a band together

[cipheramnesia]

Toots, Tinkles, and the Almighty Funk Engine

[catasters]

[guerrillatech]

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

[doctorfreak]

this is absolutely sending me

[harpyhormones]

hell of a way to learn ur a vampire

[marisatomay]

hell of a way to find out the bass pro shop pyramid is on the tennessee driver’s license

[ginger-ale-official]

WHAT

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[squishydabinchi]

I just want to know who is filling them with syrup 

[cockyhorror]

every day is leg day

[luisonte]

[lordeboy]

dkdkdjskdk truue

[ketamie]

me every single lab

[programmerhumour]