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this is fuckin bad
Idk if youve seen this
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
Hello, would you be interested in...
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(the series)
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Deep Frog
do you think this is what lovecraft meant whenever he described something as being beyond description
“It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.”
— H. P. Lovecraft,
At the Mountains of Madness
This.. actually makes a fine reference to what a lovecraftian eldritch abomination SHOULD BE. not just.. tentacles and darkness. Perpetually changing, not cemented in form, with an otherworldly feel to it. Completely unrecognizable by most human descriptions, and only able to be viable perceived by those fine enough to be an adept wordsmith.
I think that this is very nearly an ideal representation of a lovecraftian eldritch horror, because the video that we see is (I’m fairly certain) footage that has been fed through Google deep dream.
The reason the frog looks so weird is because the program is trying to look at the frog, figure out what it is, and then overlay other images of the same thing.
The the thing about lovecraftian horrors issn’t just that they look conventionally weird or gross or scary. Instead, they are things that are so utterly alien that the human mind cannot properly comprehend what it is looking at. They defy description because they defy understanding.
And here we have a video of a computer, a simple silicon substitute for the human mind, struggling to understand what it is looking at, in much the same way that you would be hard pressed to understand a shoggoth.
Doge Frog
Sakurai and his team did it. They really fixed Snake’s ass. Legends.
salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you
some of you are acting like i hate salt and vinegar chips and i need to clarify: i do not hate them. old dutch baked salt & vinegar chips is my favourite flavour of chips and one time i ate two bags of them in two days and my tongue started bleeding. i love the goddamn things. but why did humanity make them. to what end. my tongue literally bled from eating them. the flavour of them is just acid and salt. their gimmick is pain. and yet……. Chips Good…….
I think I just peed my pants.
For the love of god watch this until the end
I saw my life flash before my eyes
interview with the vampire but the interviewer is eric andre
The entire time there’s an extremely weak UV spotlight pointed toward the vampire–not enough to cause serious harm, but enough to make him visibly uncomfortable
Eric Andre spends the a good portion of the interview whittling things that almost look like stakes and then turn into something else
The “stunning realism and quality” of Lost Boys: The Tribe is brought up more than once
At one point Eric Andre asks if the vampire in question is “one of those Bram Stoker-types”. He’s not, but before he can answer or get clarification the fire sprinklers above his chair all turn on with the most flow possible
Because the vampire’s chair is thoroughly soaked, they bring him a replacement. It’s made of ash wood
Hannibal Buress is standing directly behind him for the duration of the interview, eating garlic bread. He offers some to the vampire. Several times
please, call me duncan
mr donuts is my father
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holy SHIT I’m sitting at a drive thru and this older woman just came up and knocked on my window, so I rolled it down a crack, and she gave me a thumbs up and said, “capitalism is the Antichrist!”, I’m fucking dying hsjanxbxhxh
I am glad you are also using non-capitalistic computers, cars, video games, and art supplies…. right?
Yeah no shit dude, and this all went down in the drive thru of a non-capitalistic MickeyD’s too
Someone post The Comic