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Eero, 28. ENFP, Cancer and my hobbies include eating food that I want, sleeping for 18 hours a day and liking ships that you dont.

[tajrishgp]

[owlbean]

I'm actually totally 100% on board with boykisser Toph Beifong because she is a bisexual muscle cultist to me. Toph would post as warriormale.

[thisiisjune]

There’s a wind-chime in the distance and a breeze in their hair.

[0x4468c7a6a728]

picross!

[0x4468c7a6a728]

[im-mender]

[owlbean]

@halfandhalfislife

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[disgustinggf]

[owlbean]

@halfandhalfislife

[the-big-mood]

Scientists at Cortical Labs have successfully trained a cluster of approximately 200,000 living human neurons, grown on a microelectrode array chip, to play the classic 3D video game DOOM.

[villainessbian]

ah sweet man-made gamers beneath my comprehension

[virtualgirladvance]

we made a brain from scratch, put it in a simulation of hell and gave it a gun

[arastir]

Master Cyclonis of Storm Hawks, commission work

[synthient]

where's Crucifixion Kaiba on this easter

[voidsparkk]

this one?

[synthient]

[is-this-blasphemous]

I imagined I would be accustomed to the strange traditions of this site from hell by now, but they always somehow find a way to surprise me

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[dogpuppy]

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[beagle-uah]

Seventh: that the umpire will not IMMEDIATELY stop the game to figure out why there’s a baby being thrown.

Eighth: that an MLB pitcher can even THROW a baby that far.

[cherrypikkins]

all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything