Beagle, Not Bagel

Yeehaw, bitches

[dogpuppy]

[rinravenkeep]

Reasons to vote Count Binface tomorrow:

- Good manifesto

- Never took 5 million from a crypto bro (not to mention he's never failed to declare gifts)

- Donates excess fundraising money to charity

- Is not a fascist

- It would be quite funny

- And of course the most important reason:

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[socksguts]

Bout quarter of the way in the game!

[melonyswife]

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

[campyvillain]

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

[frootrollup1-deactivated2022080]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[dragonpyre]

No one in this DMV knows I’m thinking about men getting railed

[dragonpyre]

No

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

now all of china, etc etc

ink: diamine oxblood

[hello-eeveev]

a crude summary of one of my favorite musicals

[carpe-mamilia]

One million pounds to the writer of this caption in the Guardian please

[venomspecs]

Also the way Athena-Mentes sassily poses while looking at Telemachus from the ship

[omegaversereloaded]

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

[omegaversereloaded]

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

[fluorescentnova]

[jellyfishforest135]

Activated them like sleeper agents

[adventures-in-instant-ramen]

[xenofact]

Binface

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Kudos to this post, I think of you every time I do my fucking laundry

[leolaroot]

please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

[missroserose]

[leolaroot]

lets all click on the source of the gif

[the-real-save-point]

[beagle-uah]

Absolutely insane second note

[duncanor]

Turn off the TV !

Go outside !

Eat a delicious meal with a beloved friend !

VOTE SENSHI !

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[official-broken-posts]

Official broken post