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He/Him - queer - Blog for anything i find interesting/ worth talking about :)

[halfbagged]

just a little critter :D

he/him, queer, US

This blog is for original posts, important reblogs, mutuals shenanigans, anything important. I write sometimes too, short prose and poetry.

@mysterybagg is for reblogs, anything deserving a reblog. It's a mystery what you're going to get!

new!! @rockcathedral for rock climbing content!!

@weirdbag is for OC weirdcore art and photos

@multitudelandscape is my daily microfiction blog

if tumblr goes to shit find me here

thanks for visiting :)

[halfbagged]

interview in 20 minutes!!!!

[harbek]

I saw a post about Billy Hargrove's blackened veins resembling cracked porcelain, and my immediate reaction was

kintsugi that young man!

Basically:

WIPs and info under cut:

Clip Studio Paint 4 for most of the painting, Photoshop for colour adjustments and tweaks. Finally got PS back, but I'm still enjoying painting in CSP more, just for the colour blending honestly.

And my trusty Wacom Intuos 4 tablet, which, happy birthday to it, recently turned 16 years old. Amazing value tbh.

Took about 6-7 hours? I've been trying to do slightly rougher work, partly because I don't want to over-render everything, and partly because I have 5 unfinished works from the past few months. The ADHD problem of getting bored once I'm 90% done has really been kicking my ass, so I'm trying to find a way to finish things quicker and be less perfectionist.

Oh yeah and I finally watched Stranger Things! Infuriating show with incomprehensible messaging, but great character concepts and actors, so of course I came out of it with a new blorbo.

[bulkhummus]

based off of this post

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[iskander-tm]

mission bag the baddie

[wosp-reactivated]

Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[unaliveish]

pamela berlanga

[halfbagged]

dude thats crazy where is he gonna sleep

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[kirikomamura]

[landmineblogging]

ur one meds post reminded me to take my meds today!! i woulda been miserable at work wo them so ty !!

:) sweet yummy pills that keep the ̶͔̺̊ ̴͇͕̜̻̲̼̱̹̕ ̷̨̢̨̛͉̰͚͚͎̱̠̟̹͍̤̐̒̍͌͌̿͊͌͘͜ͅͅ ̸̛̭̫̘͚̻͎͚̥̝̻̠͙̺̩͛͌̃̈́́͝ͅ ̶̻̗͚̣̱͍̤͖̽̎̾͒͊̔̀͜ ̸̤̘͚̤͇̥̺͎̻̦̣͕̌͛͋ ̷̄̈́ ̷̛̜̼͉̲͚̄̓̇̐͂̃͆́̕ ̸̖̳͉̻̮̳͇̘͙͕͎͈͖̳̜̓̾̈́̇͊̂̽͠ ̵̨̞͖̼͖̞̮̭͍̬̫̈́̀̈́̀̋̈́̍͆̀̀̀͐̕͝ ̴̺̖̖̱̬̪̩̫͒̈́̌̍̂̃͑́̒̏̒̈́́̚͘̕ͅ at bay!!

[everydaylouie]

plato's cave: the video game

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[inbabylontheywept]

there is a stripper pole in my attic. i saw it in a dumpster one day, and i went, shit, this is exactly the kind of thing my wife would want. and i didnt really want it in the house, what with it being a used stripper pole lightly seasoned with dumpster juice, but i mentally decided that if she were to see it and ask for it, i would say she could have it, and then sure enough, later that evening, she went soooo baaaaaaaabs there's this thing by the dumpster and i want it but i get it if you don't want it in the house but i have to show it to you- and i went, no you dont, you can have the pole, and that was the most surprised i have ever made her look. even compared to the day when i proposed to her, which she was prepared enough that we both knew she would say yes, and she could also get her hair done up and have a cute outfit, but not so prepared that she was not fucking flabbergasted by the 12 empty decoy ringboxes i sprung on her. i handed her so many decoy ring boxes that day. still one of the funniest things i've ever done to her.

anyway we like pacing around together and ranting in the attic but sometimes instead of pacing one of us will just hang on the pole and spin, and the other person will watch on the beanbag, which makes for these really goofy conversations where the person on the bag will say something that gets the other persons goat, such as, hypothetically, that xylophones do not belong in rock music, and then the other person will go on a tirade about this, but they'll actually only be facing the Hot Take Speaker half of the time, what because of the pole, so the response will sound something like

I can't believe

you would even suggest such

a stupid opinion. You've

been to a Danny Elfman

concert! How can you

have heard Oingo Boingo

live and say with a straight face

that they alone do not justify

rock and roll xylophones

and then that person will continue until they get too dizzy, then they'll get off the pole, and by unspoken agreement, the person on the bag will get up and trade places with them to deliver their rebuttal while also spinning and it just creates this sort of crazy strip-court lawyers debating absolute nonsense for no reason kind of vibe that frankly just really does it for us.

i don't really have any marriage advice for this i guess its just a look at what being married can look like. i thought that being married would involve a lot more stuff like carving the turkey, or barbecuing, or watching the sunset, and if id known how much time it would involve arguing for xylphones in rock music while spinning upside down i might have prepared for it a little differently.

[theblogginggoth]

By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!

[nadiacreek]

This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

[elodieunderglass]

This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.