𝜗ৎ Bombproof your horse ۶ৎ

“𝑰𝒔𝒏’𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒃𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔? 𝑪𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒍𝒖𝒕.” 𝘁𝗯𝗵 𝗶𝗱𝗸 𝘄𝘁𝗳 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝘀𝗺, 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲

[halfmoon-eye]

uk what, i might be the problem, every team i root for i pass on an elimination curse i’ve been burdened with every since cabo verde got eliminated

[halfmoon-eye]

u know what, gotta give it to france for sticking to their statutory right to not work on holidays, these mf rlly don’t play abt labor right

[zpac3manwow]

he did not lock in

[patdyuri]

rest in peace france 😭😭😭

[halfmoon-eye]

“you die, and the money stays”

me losing it every month cus the money died and i stayed

[halfmoon-eye]

how soccer players be celebrating after scoring

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[halfmoon-eye]

the secret of life is consistency and i happen to have none

[thememedaddy]

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[halfmoon-eye]

[halfmoon-eye]

twisted my ankle walking, clearly my soul needs cleansing cus wtf

[thememedaddy]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[halfmoon-eye]

a wise person once said: pain shows us who we truly are, and i’m gay asf

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[dogpuppy]

[app1eanne]

I’m so uncomfortable I’m laughing 💀💀💀