halfmoonkhol

Oregon he/him/his 19 @booty--wench 🍕🌲

[trasemc]

The most beautiful thing you will look today

3 years it took this girl to turn this piece of truck garbage into her home and it was beautiful. 😍😮 Have a good trip!

[citycrowdpleaser-deactivated201]

say it with me now..

[thegirlfriend-experience]

2018 Goals

[luxuryhighendcommodity]

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

[miss-vickt0re]

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

[ferrous-princess]

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

[languidangel]

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool

[blackjack-91]

Lucas Evangelista by Marcos Florentino and Kelvin Yule

[lilsugarbush]

do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all

[betterbemeta]

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

[myworldinboxes]

ME. ME. ME.

[faribabyyy]

Literally how I plan my day when I have a thing

[interestedinthosegirls]

this is what we call anxiety in a post. thanks

[theawesomeadventurer]

[halfmoonkhol]

Okay but why the fuck is there a room behind the Paper towels???

[tristanpaiige]

Quit being so beautiful…

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[gaybullterrier]

From 2011-2017 the gays didn’t say anything

[aestum]

[wistfullycountry]

[dropovers]

[kellyelainesmith]

[goodenoughforjazz]

henry the fuckin baby boomer that left school at 13 to go work in a mill and bought a house for a can of soda and a firm pat on the ass in 1979 just got his dick ripped off by a komodo dragon and i for one, could not be happier

[goodenoughforjazz]

i have zero recollection of posting this but this is officially my mood for 2018

[natreidess]

1.885 retweets and I think at least 1.800 of them were made by thirsty lesbians 

[tattooingisanart]

[glassbonespaperskin]

[milfsmackdown]

i have never heard anyone not sing that one line in little lion man by mumford and sons with absolute relish like everyone really enjoys just shouting you really fucked it up this time and i dont blame them