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○ Accidental boob groping ◉ Face-Lands-In-Cleavage cliche ● That awkward moment when something falls down someone’s cleavage ◑ Oh no, you’re wearing white and now it’s raining heavily! ◔ A public wardrobe malfunction ◍ Don’t touch them! They’re extra sensitive today! ◓ Please touch them, they’re extra sensitive today! ◐ Oh fuck, is that a lump?! ◒ I FOUND A HAIR ON MY TIT AND NOW I FEEL GROSS, CONSOLE ME ◗ I don’t appreciate you staring ◎ I DO appreciate you staring ◌ OW! It’s foreplay, not tuning a goddamn radio! ◕ You don’t think they’re too big/small/weird? ❂ Joke’s on you, I was stuffing my bra!

#( PROMPTS. )#MOO

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#( OOC. )#I REALLY LIKE DOING THESE

memesandthings

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u

( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD

( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up

( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me

( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh

( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party

( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic

( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable

( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.

( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.

( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.

( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything

( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.

( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog

( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.

( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.

( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good

( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…

( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

#( ' COME TALK TO ME BEFORE YOU TALK TO MY BRO! ' / PROMPTS )#reblogs this here too im thirsty for interaction

#( OOC. )#tbh i'm way unsatisfied with my icon style/border #it was really rushed so i didn't think about it much #i might play around with it later and redo them

rohxn:

SHOULDERS TENSE UP && HIS PEN FALLS OUT OF HIS HAND.

❝ uhh. ❞

AWKWARD.

❝ people. ❞

WITH THE CLATTER OF THE PEN FALLING FROM THE OTHER’S FINGERS, expression shifted to slight concern as he moves to his side.

“ Oh! S-sorry I scared you. Uh -

I CAN STILL WATCH, right? “

#rohxn #( IC. )#DCFVGBHN #he's bored;; josuke isnt around

important

#I BLAM E ROHAN FOR POSTIGN THE LINK TO THIS AZSXDCFFGBHFNCJ #loud warning #( shitpost. )#( OOC. )

goldjolyne

#( ' I AIN'T THE SMARTEST GUY! ' / SELF )#the most relatable character in diu

winefilth:

Blink blink.

Somehow, he feels as if he should have studied some language other than Italian. He. Returns the wave.

OH. SO HE WAS A FOREIGNER.

He seemed to not understand his native tongue.

This was okay, right? After all, Okuyasu only knew a little bit of English. Right? Which is what this man spoke?

He cleared his throat and again, spoke. This time in English and not Japanese.

“ Do you speak English, sir? “

#winefilth #( IC. )#HES TRYING

@cinderella-esque liked for a starter

“ Oi, Yukako. Know where Koichi’s been?

I haven’t seen ‘im all day. “

#cinderella-esque #( IC. )

@badlandistics liked for a starter

PUTS ON HIS BEST PUPPY-DOG EYES.

“ OI... I know we don’t know each other or nothin’, but... C-can I borrow a little cash, I wanna buy a soda! I’ll pay you back, I-I swear! Please, please please - ?! “

#badlandistics #( IC. )

@bubblegum-meltdown liked for a starter