meow meow

normalest lesbian ever !! - 22 - she/he/it & other neorprns - u can call me merlyn :p

[pineappical]

think about it long time

[canadianlucifer]

SEIAKIMON COMM LETS GO

They're so!!!!!!!!!

[hallowedboo]

guhhh.... my babies :3

the madagascar hisser is jonathan, the halloween hisser is ichabod :]

[gl1tchr]

Downloaded a couple new gradient sets and tested them on my fave black n white piece :]

[worthynightoutlaw-deactivated20]

@rxzarx

[paarassha]

Oh, love...

(reference under the cut)

[feartoxinjelloshot]

There's a place called Hessian Township

bonus alt. face - i don't intend on actually changing its canon design (the plain mask became too thematically important) but i like to mess around with it for fun sometimes. perhaps a fear gas induced hallucination? or something for later in the timeline?

[heartseeker]

why is this the only gif that will load on discord 😭

[heartseeker]

[monky]

im sorry i literally cannot get this out of my head since last night

[ultramanzer0]

this is for you melinda 😔 ✊i hope you like it 🥺🎵they ought to teach 🧑‍🏫 this in school 🧐its not ❌ always cool 🥶 to be cool 😎what⁉️ (what❓)they 🫵 try to play 🎲 you for a fool 🥴like 💭 you see a girl whos unique 😲 its a treat 😃 cause shes sweet 🙂and she really seems to knock 💥 you off your feet ☺️you wanna say hey 👋 but you dont 🙁 (you dont 🙍‍♂️)your mom says tell her how you feel 🤒 but you wont 🙅‍♂️cause youre just too cool 🧊 to tell her truly ✅that your feelings are gettin unruly 💢 dont try and school me 🚫so she passes you by 🚶‍♀️ in the hall wayyoure staring at the wall 👁️👁️ tryina play 🤾‍♂️ while i sayyeah youre cool 😏 (what❓ 😨)really cool 🥶 slick just like ice ❄️ (ice❗)but you did nt real ize you never 😔 get this chance twice 2️⃣so youre busy playing cool now shes gone 😢 (shes gone 😩)gone unto a nother 🧍‍♂️ while i sing my funky song 🎶 i never passed up the chance 🤬i know this story 📖 seems long 😴 but when i know 🤔 the time 🕰️ is right for me 🤙 and you 🫵 i justflame on 🔥 flame on 🎆and on 👆 and on 👆 and on 👆 (flame on 🔥 flame on💥) (yeah 👊)flame on 😱 and on 😤 and on 🥵 and on 🥵 and on 🥵flame on 🔥 (i just flame on 😔 👊)🎵keep calm 🧘‍♂️ everyone 🫡don't panic 🗯️FLAME ON 👿w… ww whats happenin 😨we're sinking‼️ 👇into the center 🔥 of the earth 🌎

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Okay the WEIRDEST THING is going going down right now

So some guy in Michigan in the US has just found a letter in his grandmother’s house; it seems to be a pen pal letter from 1973ish, and it’s from a young Welsh girl. In it, she lists:

Her name, and the names of her brother (Gwynedd) and sister (Catrin)

Their ages

Where she lives in Wales (Denbigh)

Her hobbies, including horse riding and reading pony books.

So this American dude decides to take a photo, whack it on Twitter and ask the only Welsh person he knows if there’s any way to track this Welsh girl down, because you know, ALL WELSH PEOPLE KNOW EACH OTHER, OBVIOUSLY

Except

I am furious to report that it has worked

Welsh person he tags doesn’t know, but takes up the challenge. Someone reckons the Catrin might be a woman who translated a hymn book once, and checks the foreword to see that the dates and ages do seem to be about right. Someone else suddenly has a brainwave - wait, isn’t she the mother of Steff, the comedian?

My husband gets tagged, takes one look at this letter, and is like “That is 1000% my aunt.”

So now it’s 20 to midnight, Steff’s aunt has obviously not yet seen the excited message to put Twitter out of their misery, and my mother-in-law is currently on the phone gleefully telling us that when that letter was written her sister had never sat on a horse in her life before, and she’d lied to an American pen pal for clout before the internet even existed.

[official-wales]

Post Cymru Swyddogol (Official Wales Post)

[synthbug]

@hallowedboo

[contingency]

someone is setting off copious amounts of fireworks.

#USAMERICA NEG

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[honeysucklepink]

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

[mikkeneko]

Tumblr are you OK? It’s december and you’ve hardly even touched your “twelve days of Christmas by straight no chaser”

[kindgreenape]

on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

[kindgreenape]

tis the season. reblogs are enabled

[kvothes]

so true

[lesbianredpanda]

Official Wednesday post

[westiec]

It's Tuesday

[shopwitchvamp]

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

[hallowedboo]

p5r oc who wakes up every day kisses her cringefail malewife good morning and then slays the day away

[hallowedboo]

how am i almost 21 brah

[biggaybunny]

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

[oliviawebsite]

this reply is killing me