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autumn awakening
reblog and put in the tags or reply with if ud rather be a water, earth, air or fire bender
i just logged in for the first time in like two years
If your vegan “activism” involves holocaust comparisons you owe me a $50 Amazon gift card and a 2,000 word essay explaining why you think Jews are comparable to cattle Goyim reblog (esp. if you’re vegan)
little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.
AHAHAHAHAHAH
hahahahahahaha
*wiping a single tear from my eye*
that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.
nothing gets past this guy
PSA: Halloween is pretty much here and it only takes on second to send a sick child in the hospital a Spook-o-gram. The best part about this is that $1 gets donated to CHLA’s Helping Hand fund each time you send one out. So let’s help some kids have a spectacular Halloween by sending them spook-o-grams and helping cause!!
Btw, this is TOTALL FREE. So no one has to feel bad for not being able to provide help financially. All you gotta do is choose a gram, add your name, email, and customize a letter if you want. Then you’ll get a confirmation that $1 has been donated! Come on guys, let’s make Halloween 2k17 the best for these kids.
i can’t get over the whole development of the smallpox vaccine bc of the milk maids aspect like imagine livin’ back in the day and admittedly I don’t have a clue what the life of a milk maid was like but I have to guess it wasn’t EXTREMELY glamorous or anything but damn life was such a luck of the draw scenario like are ya gonna get smallpox? tetanus?? whooping cough?? everyone’s dying of everything but everyone’s ESPECIALLY terrified of smallpox but
you and your friends/coworkers just never fuckin get it and if you even notice you’d have no idea why.
ur just like. “welp guess i’m not gettin’ smallpox even tho like 3 ppl I know just died of it time to milk this cow”
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
if you don’t know what I’m taking about: smallpox was like the Big Bad of infectious disease. Apparently by the 1600s it replaced the plague as the main cause of infectious death. It was bad. Anyway, milkmaids (women who, y'know, milked cows) were often exposed to the cow version of the disease, cowpox. Their exposure to cowpox gave their bodies the necessary “heads up” on how to fight smallpox, the way modern vaccinations do now. So milkmaids p much just, weren’t getting smallpox. Milkmaids were also known for having really nice skin, and one reason would be none of them were scarred or disfigured from suffering and surviving smallpox. Anyway, eventually a doctor was like “hey what’s the deal with that” and figured out inoculating ppl with cowpox would prevent smallpox and we got the smallpox vaccine and smallpox was the first and only infectious disease officially fuckin’ eradicated which is metal as hell. Allegedly it saves 2 million lives a year. Anyway, I just think it’d be wild to be a milkmaid and just be living ur normal average milky life but also you’re fucking immune to the worst infectious terror of the entire world. Talk about job perks.
please do not accuse 15 yr olds of being pedophilia apologists. theyre misguided children. if an adult is spouting pedophilia apologism they are a danger and should be attacked, but if a child is then they are IN danger of becoming a victim, and need to be informed for their own safety.
word… a lot of teens get groomed to think illegal age gaps are normal and if you make the kid feel like they’re the bad guy it just cements the idea further :(
did you know that in 1953 eisenhower issued an executive order which banned gay people from being employed in government
and it was specifically to root out lesbians who enjoyed the job security of government work
“To protect their careers, lesbian government workers moderated their behavior to avoid suspicion. They refused to socialize with other lesbians in public, attended social functions with gay men as their ‘dates,’ and carefully chose their wardrobes and makeup to project a feminine persona. Male employees who resented reporting to a female boss could trigger an investigation into her sexuality.” - Robert J Corber “Cold War Femme”
this era was called the lavender scare and was both a direct result of mccarthyism and the classification of homosexuality as a mental illness during ww2. over 10,000 lesbians and gay men lost their jobs and as a result the daughters of bilitis (the first ever lesbian activist group in the u.s.) formed in order to protect themselves and gay men
Important history
and it’s John Kerry’s apology for these events that was removed from the State Department website days after Trump took office
In all the discourse about things boys do (crack open a cold one, come to the yard, are back in town) not once has someone mentioned the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye and singing “this’ll be the day that I die” and I will not stand for this good old boys erasure
Let me tell you how I out thieved these two thieves at work.
So I work a retail job on top of many other jobs, and these two girls were in and out of my store at least 8 times. Which is sketchy and pretty much a give away that they were quite obviously stealing things, I’d see them stick their hands in their pockets or in their bags, but I was the only person at work today so I couldn’t stop checking people out in order to confront them…..which im sure they noticed.
Fast forward a few hours when they finally come back in, they had decided to purchase something to seem less suspicious. A 4$ pair of pearl earrings. At this point there is no one else in the store so I think Game On.
While they were scanning the shelves for anything else they might want, I’m looking at their pockets. I can clearly see the small ring through the fabric that they swiped earlier, the outline of tags shoved in their back pockets, amateurs.
Now for those of you that don’t know, I was stranded in Ireland for about a month with little to no money when I was a teenager and had to resort to being shady to get by till my cousin got me a ticket home.
Long story short, I am an excellent pick pocket. But I only use my powers for good instead of evil now.
So I followed them around the store pretending to bump into them as I put items back on the shelves, I stole NOT ONLY the product that they took, but everything in their back pockets. Now before you wag your finger at me just hold on a minute. They come to the register to get the one item they decided to pay for, and I’m smiling the whole time.
I tell them they price and then…I wait.
The one girl frantically patted her pockets, clearly confused and she looked at the other girl to ask “Where’s my money at?” This girl is clearly upset at this point and I suggested “Oh hey maybe you dropped it?” in the most sincere retail voice I can force my vocal cords to produce. Her and her friend drop to their knees and start searching for it. I let them continue like that for 10 minutes before I tell them that I had found it earlier and forgotten.
“You really should be careful the more you have in your pockets the easier it is for your money to fall out :)))))” I say, the statement unnerved them, they didn’t know if i KNEW or not. But they awkwardly shook it off with a laugh and I start to ring up the earrings again. BUT THIS TIME, I reach over the counter and start to ring up the items I had taken from their pockets. I dropped the tags on the counter and the merchandise hit the table hard, just like these girls mouths hit the floor.
You should have seen their faces it looked like someone had sucked the very essence right from their bodies. “Oh no she did not.” The one girl whispered as she checked her pockets yet again. Yes, Yes I did :) i’m beaming, their reaction added ten years to my lifespan. They apologize, laughing it off like it was a funny joke. But I’m not done yet.This time I look them dead in the eyes and go “Would you like me to ring out whats in your bags too before security gets here?”
Shock, pure dismay and anguish come over them, they look at each other. Each of them looks at me like I have personally came and shot their dogs. I AM LIVING, I’m reveling in the situation. Slowly, they lift their bags and dump out more products than Mary Poppins could shove in her bottomless purse. I start ringing it all up. They look horrified. A total of 400$ worth of items. I hold the fate of these girls in my hands and they know it. Over 200$ is a felony larceny charge. But I think they have suffered enough and jail is not fun so I present the ultimatum.
“You buy it all and I’ll let you go.”
and that is how I made all my sales goals and fucked with some shoplifters.
Holy shit ur my idol, that was so beautiful I might cry
“The Devil Went Down To Georgia” White Trash Washing Machine Cover
That’s just. Amazing.
AWESOMENESS
this is awesome
This is literally the futuristic version of washboard music. Is that not just fucking amazing? We had dudes playing washboards to accompany music since the early days of blues and zydeco and today we’re sitting here watching someone using a washing machine in the exact same way. Imagine being some old fella playing a washboard with thimbles in a little jug-and-tea-chest outfit back in the 20s, imagine if someone told you that in about 100 years time, some kid would be using a machine that will replace the washboard to serve the exact same purpose.
This shit is why I’m such a giant music nerd.
If you’re not supportive of the Kinder Morgan Trans Mountain Oil Pipeline, you can help First Nations like Tsleilwaututh Nation who are taking Kinder Morgan and the Canadian Federal Government to court, by donating.
Donate here.
Share the above tweet here.
Canadian Tumblrites supported the push against the Standing Rock pipeline.
It’s time for American Tumblrites to return the favor.
One more thing, if Americans and other non-Canadians aren’t familiar with this oil pipeline and its widespread opposition and want to learn more, I’m here to help. I don’t blame anyone outside of Canada who hasn’t heard of it. Its gotten almost no coverage outside of this country.
I have however been posting about this terrible project for years now. Under the #Kinder Morgan hashtag on this blog I have posted dozens if not hundreds of posts about the project from just about every angle possible (Indigenous Rights, Oil Spill Risk, Economics, Climate Change, Legal Challenges, etc).
Read all about the Kinder Morgan Trans Mountain Pipeline Expansion project here.
I’ll also happily answer any questions people have as well.
Get familiar, and support indigenous rights.
UPDATE:
First Nations have officially taken Kinder Morgan and the Canadian Federal Government to court:
First Nations begin court challenge against Trans Mountain pipeline
If you want to help them, donating now would be a good time. Sharing the post above about their court challenge to the pipeline would also be appreciated.
date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you
what i love: rick being forced to realize that he can’t push his family around and control everything. that being the smartest or most nihilistic asshole in the room doesn’t entitle you to anything, and it’s finally getting to him. no one is taking his shit anymore. and i hope the fact he didn’t ditch them is a sign that he’s actually improved and will continue to do so, even just a little.
what i hate: beth and jerry getting back together despite making little to no improvements in what has repeatedly been shown to be a deeply unhealthy dynamic
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