Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Jules of Nature
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….
this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this
I don’t care if you unfollow me for this #signalboost
If you dont see the clear as day parralel then you arn’t trying to
Apparently it’s a new YouTube trend of tying up your girlfriend while you break her makeup?
What???
Heterosexual things: abusing your girlfriend and destroying expensive shit she owns
Vodka aunt v. Wine mom
Racist white women after they tell you they have a Black boyfriend
me: god, why did you create humans?
god:
Watch out for children!
The only time in my life I can relate to a Gold Metal wining Olympian…
I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am
lgbt person: hey this character is accidentally implied as lgbt cishets: just say you want me personally to die
I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”
just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything
A father’s love. (via Kieeraaa)
I have a real problem fighting down the impulse to just reach down into the frying pan and flip whatever it is I’m frying over with my bare hands. Like I’ll be fiddling around down there with some fucking spatula or whatever and some part of me will be like “you can just reach down if you’re quick and precise enough. It’ll be fine don’t worry”
Human brain: i’m not putting my hands in the fucking frying pan
Monkey brain: fingers nimble…………. dextrous
girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood
i actually talked about this with a psych professor and she believes that women/young girls have been pushed into responsibility from young ages for so long that its actually triggered an evolutionary effect where young girls are literally developing mentally early in order to cope with the stress.
Local Girls Literally Evolve To Deal With Patriarchal Bullshit
