John She/HERschel

They/them what a piece of work is a man name from https://www.tumblr.com/un-deserts-your-bluffs/790882367373000704?source=share

[hamletfromspilberk]

Hello,

I am fan by day and academic by... whenever I have time. Sometimes I vent here about history of art/aesthetic & cultural studies/etnology but mosty I post about whatever I fancy at the moment. On rare occasions these two worlds collide and then I will not shut up (looking at you Pulp Musicals and Shakespeare).

Feel free to interact with me - I most probably wanted to message you anyway, but I suck at starting conversations🌙 you can also find me on AO3

Blog name taken from this post https://www.tumblr.com/un-deserts-your-bluffs/790882367373000704?source=share with kind permission of the author @un-deserts-your-bluffs

[thetheatergremlin]

Paper Stars really is Rose fell first John fell harder but it’s because she knocked him out with the printing press plate

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[thetheatergremlin]

Every time Kim Whalen gets cast as a beautiful magical woman an angel gets its wings

[hamletfromspilberk]

Angel gets it's wings and I fall in love again

[hamletfromspilberk]

Receiving AI generated bookmark with The Real Thing by Tom Stoppard could be base for great PhD thesis.

[alex-sondheimsversion]

“I’m gay” “I’m straight” “I’m trans”

Ok and I’m alive??? I’m alive??? I am so alive??? And I feed on the fear that’s behind your eyes??? And I need you to need me it’s no surprise??? I’m alive??? So alive??? I’m alive???

[thetheatergremlin]

What is it about Kim Whalen that makes people be like “yeah looks like a magical woman doomed to be forgotten by the person she loves”

[hamletfromspilberk]

Found my old phone and now I know why me and John Herschel clicked so fast

We are in the same fandom

[edwin-paynes-bowtie]

Why can SHE spend an extravagant amount of money on clothing and accessories while people starve? And why can SHE shut down major commuter transit hubs to build a fake plastic castle in a fake wedding venue? But when I, Marie Antoinette,

[dogpuppy]

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[cowplantblues]

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

[norondor]

fuck you if you like this dumb nepo baby white supremacist.

[disguised-as-a-flamingo]

TMA Tarot cards!!!

(Individuals under the cut)

Hang on I'll have to rb with more

[disguised-as-a-flamingo]

More individuals under this cut

[hamletfromspilberk]

MY BROTHER IS MAKING TONY STARK'S ARC REACTOR FOR ME!!!!! IT LIGHTS UP.

I have the best brother

[hamletfromspilberk]

Publishing TGWDLMr. now, that I am on a train: 😭

Publishing TGWDLMr. now, that I am on my way home, so I can watch it with my brother: 🤩❤️

[hamletfromspilberk]

Our National Institute for Autism is called NAUTIS, that is so close to Nautilus, and that makes me soooooo happy.

[meanbuddhist]

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

[dagenssvenska]

min kropp vet någonting som jag inte vet och jag kan inte få henne att prata med mig