Hammastix

"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe." -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe                             35 NJ whatever

[beardedmrbean]

[ninadove]

Mystery Incorporated went so hard by the way. What do you mean they gave Velma a girlfriend. What do you mean said girlfriend started out as an antagonist but later got redeemed and put her life on the line to protect Velma from her evil boss. What do you mean people constantly ridiculed her for being poor to the point that she had to take things into her own hands to get herself out of this mess and into college. What do you mean she sacrificed herself to save the world and was shot by a parrot (’s henchmen). What do you mean she came back to life after the universe was entirely rewritten. What do you mean they reused the Fred x Daphne animation from the opening to make it about Velmarcie. What do you mean she called Velma “my girl” in the finale. What —

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[office-anomaly]

what if memories can endure different lifetimes? (a "what if" abt Zombie Island that i've always wanted to draw) happy pride! :)

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wonder if people in the fallout universe are still using 200 year old tampons or if some crazy chemist named fuckass atomic Becky or whatever has figured out how to mass manufacture them

[what-even-is-thiss]

Making home brew wasteland birth control and/or testosterone at a chemistry station out of some random stuff you found in a subway station. No need for atomic Becky’s janky tampons after that.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Atomic Becky of course has an issue with homebrew testosterone. Not because she’s transphobic but because there’s less people buying her questionable tampons.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Do you want atomic Becky’s spicy tampons or not

[very-gay-alkyrion]

h- hopital

[what-even-is-thiss]

The hospital is overrun with super mutants so good luck with that

[virtuevistavalley]

How I post when I don't know the Followers of the Apocalypse are right there and can solve this problem for free.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Not everyone lives near the followers of the apocalypse. Some of us are still raiding zombie infested Walmarts for some Tylenol.

[hoodiegal]

funny post and all but this is genuinely an issue with Bethesdas Fallout. It's like time stands still in the years immediately following the nuclear war. People are living in scrap metal hovels and scavenging crumbling supermarkets for neccessities, even though supposedly 200 years has passed? There's no sense of human progress, rebuilding, evolution. it's one of the reasons new vegas is better. there's still ruins and shit but people are doing agriculture, running businesses, developing a new world. the old is still very much there but it's not all there's to it.

[wh40kartwork]

Fabius Bile

by Matteo Fantozzi

[hammastix]

He wants to be a Drukhari Haemonculus sooooooo badly

[wh40kartwork]

by Dio Mahesa

[vipervagner]

Lady Malys cosplay by me

Coming soon more Foto 😆😆😆😆

[brawlite]

honestly sometimes there's no better feeling than rereading a fic you've written and coming out of it going, "yeah that actually this DOES slap. exactly what i wanted to read. fucking nailed it."

[wh40kartwork]

Eisenhorn Trilogy: Hereticus Interior Art - II

by Tazio Bettin

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

RIP John Blanche, at least he won't have to keep seeing the desecration of the visual identity he and other greats built for Warhammer 40K

[chronocrump]

[l-egionaire]

@ordinaryschmuck

[hammastix]

So you mean to tell me Games Workshop uploaded a video featuring a new look of the Emperor on the Golden Throne and then John Blanche passed away!?

[apricops]

I think I’ve been reading too much about early modern Europe because I just heard someone go “of course Christians don’t think the communion wafer is actually the body of Christ, it’s a metaphor” and I said out loud “girl no they started wars about this.”

Which is kind of a pedantic thing to say! because absolutely that’s a benign and perfectly reasonable statement in the year 2026 but for a second I felt like there was an absolutely gobsmacked 17th century Austrian priest watching over my shoulder

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!