Hammastix

"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe." -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe                             35 NJ whatever

[literallyqibliwof]

It can be spooky for a minute. As a treat

(TOH spoilers under cut)

I really like the Owlbeast's design, all 4½ of them. But I like this one the most since it's technically the "real" owlbeast. It looks dirty, give it a bath.

Also what even is the Owlbeast??? I'd assume they're now extinct considering the one turned into a curse was alive when the Archivists were still messing around with the Demon Realm, and because we never really... see any of them, alive. Outside of Eda & Lilith's cursed forms.

[pythosart]

Attack for @imasyd ! Any excuse to draw more Darktide is a good excuse.

[northirish]

Big shoutout to this rando veteran dressed in the commissar getup who RP'd as a commissar the entire match on voice comms

[boringkate]

Bechdel test lifehack: Any boy that can be discussed can also be force feminized.

[hammastix]

But does discussing force-femming a boy fail the test due to discussing a boy or does it pass the test since the boy is a future girl?

[decody-deactivated20230217]

THE TWILIGHT ZONE 2.29 — The Obsolete Man

[moociao-after-dark]

As one person under my post on Twitter said : " There's a reason they're called "Orks" "

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

[animatedamerican]

… I am unironically here for this

[oldfilmsflicker]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[kabesattic]

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

[spicedtealeaves]

A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️‍⚧️

Jasmine Brimsmayd

Actor and Writer

There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made

[pocketaimee]

[arizonaranger]

Looky what we have here, ladies…

[coopyhoward]

Walton "Who Doesn't Wanna Snog That Deathclaw?" Goggins (via Entertainment Tonight)

[ford-owner]

[hammastix]

I'm not saying I agree, but if I was born into the NCR after the apocalypse and made to pay taxes I'd want to make everyone else pay taxes as well

Like why the hell do I have to pay but Master ToeBlaster the next valley over, who survives on a diet of 200 year old dog food and has never washed their ass in their life, doesn't?

And I just learned they have a gigantic supply of toilet paper they're using decorate their hovels? While their asses are unwashed!?

anyway, I understand colonialism now

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[byjove]

ACTUALLY, MAD RESPECT HE WAS A MACHINE.

[myteetharewhitewithsin]

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

[sun-ni-day]

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

[theehorsepusssy]