A Couple of Healers, doing their job

|JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Ana and Mercy | Follows/Likes from @steve200900 | This was a stupid late night idea... Here goes.

[hamonusers-ana-n-mercy]

Guardians of the Galaxy Roleplay Sentence Starters

"You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?"

"Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that."

"Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud."

" I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends."

"This dumb tree is also my friend."

"I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."

"Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway... "

"Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle."

"We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!"

"That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life."

"Finger on throat means death!"

"They got my dick message."

"His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head."

"That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg. "

"God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless."

"Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade."

"That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons."

"You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."

"Who put the sticks up their butts?"

"I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."

"Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks."

"See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!"

"Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."

"You got issues."

"He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does!"

" I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!"

"When I look around, you know what I see? Losers."

"You're an imbecile."

"I can't believe I got taken down by a raccoon."

"Raccoon? What's a raccoon?"

"Ain't no thing like me, except me!"

"We're just like Kevin Bacon."

"I live for the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt!"

"Dance-off, bro. Me and you."

"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."

"Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things."

"He said that he may be an... a-hole. But he's not, and I quote, 100% a dick".

"Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick."

"Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face!"

"Creepy little beast!"

"I don't learn. One of my issues."

"Look at this thing. It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!"

"Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me!"

"Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?"

"I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster."

"You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people."

[overwatch-agent-ailia]

Blog is Now Open

//Ask and rp blog for Ailia Wright is open for business! The blog is an overwatch rp and ask blog, both canon and ocs are welcome here!

[steampowered-artsygamer]

Signal boosting this old thing bc my Irish gal deserves more love ;w;

[nationalchurchofhanzo]

The Ultimate Overwatch Questionnaire!

1. Who is your defense main?

2. Who is your support main?

3. Who is your offense main?

4. Who is your tank main?

5. Who is you MAIN main?

6. Which character have you played the least?

7. Which character do you want to learn how to play?

8. Which character do you dislike the most?

9. Which character’s background story do you like the most?

10. Which character’s background story do you like the least?

11. Which map is your favorite?

12. Which map is your least favorite?

13. What Arcade game type is your favorite?

14. What Arcade game type is your least favorite?

15. Do you prefer quick play, competitive, arcade mode, or custom games?

16. Which map type is your favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?

17. Which map type is your least favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?

18. Which event map was your favorite?

19. Which event map reskin was your favorite?

20. Which event was your favorite?

21. Which event legendary skin was your favorite?

22. Which event was your least favorite?

23. Which event legendary skin was your least favorite?

24. Which event non-legendary skin was your favorite?

25. Which event non-legendary skin was your least favorite?

26. Which event item do you most regret not getting?

27. Did you beat the Uprising event on Normal, Hard, Expert, and Legendary?

28. Do you have Sombra’s “Power Outage” achievement?

29. Do you have Widowmaker’s “Smooth as Silk” achievement?

30. Do you have Lucio’s “The Floor is Lava” achievement?

31. Do you have Zenyatta’s “Rapid Discord” achievement?

32. What was the first achievement you got?

33. Did you get the “Not A Scratch,” achievement on Junkenstein’s Revenge?

34. What has been the hardest achievement to get for you?

35. What’s your current SR score in Competitive Mode?

36. What the highest you’ve been in Competitive?

37. What’s the most amount of placement matches you’ve won?

38. How many gold guns do you have?

39. Which was the first gold gun you got?

40. Whose gold gun do you currently want?

41. What role do you usually play in Competitive?

42. If you don’t play Competitive, why not?

43. What kind of theme event would you like to see in the future?

44. What type of character would you like to see in the future?

45. Who needs more (or better) skins in the future?

46. What country would you like a new character to come from?

47. Favorite voice line?

48. Favorite player icon?

49. Favorite emote?

50. Favorite spray?

51.Favorite victory pose?

52. Favorite highlight intro?

53. Characters you ship the most?

54. Characters you ship the least?

55. Characters you wish had more in-game interactions?

56. Character you wish had a comic about?

57. Favorite comic released?

58. Favorite short released?

59. Favorite new character released?

60. Overwatch, Blackwatch, or Talon?

61. Pro-Omnic or anti-Omnic?

62. Favorite character that isn’t a playable one? (Ex: Emily, Brigitte, Gerard, Efi, etc.)

63. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) that you liked the most?

64. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) you liked the least?

65. Best ultimate?

66. Worst ultimate?

67. Most kills in game?

68. Most heals in game?

69. What character do you think needs a nerf?

70. What character do you think needs a buff?

71. Have you ever rage quit in the middle of a game?

72. What’s the fastest you’ve won a game?

73. What’s the fastest you’ve lost a game?

74. Your best Overwatch-related story?

75. Weirdest thing that happened to you on Overwatch?

76. Platform you play on?

77. Do you stream?

78. Do you normally play solo or with friends?

79. Have you made any friends because of Overwatch?

80. Have you cosplayed a character from Overwatch?

81. Have you ever wrote fan fiction about Overwatch?

82. What’s the lowest you’ve been in Competitive?

83. In “All Brawls,” if you get “Charge!” do you play Reinhardt or do you pick the Lucio role?

84. In “All Brawls,” if you get “One Shot, One Kill,” do you play Ana, Hanzo, or Widowmaker?

85. In “All Brawls,” if you get “This is Ilios,” do you pick Lucio or Roadhog?

86. Team Genji or Team Hanzo?

87. Be honest! Do you usually get on the payload?

88. Does your team?

89. What’s the longest session of Overwatch you’ve played?

90. No Limits, Mystery Heroes, or Total Mayhem?

91.Most cosmetics you have for one character?

92. Least cosmetics you have for one character?

93. Have you ever made your own custom game?

94. Best D.Va skin?

95. Best Mercy skin?

96. Best Tracer skin? 

97. Zarya’s Industrial and Cybergoth skins: yes, no, or HELL NO?

98. Do you want more animal character, robot characters, or human characters?

99. Is there are character you’d get rid of completely?

100. What do you think Sombra’s real name is?

[csengesnow]

Blizzard I need this in overwatch now pls? ♥(This are ssooo beautiful*O*)         art by:Shourca

[wishtoconfess]

Do it.

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

[askhiroseyasuho-deactivated2017]

hey if youre folllowing me and youre okay with heather talking to your muse please like this post

im unsure if im allowed to interact with anyone now bc i changed account/characters haha,.

[poorlydrawnsorbet]

{ I wanna follow more badlydrawn/daily jojo blogs cause a lot of the ones I followed seems kinda inactive so I don’t see much content Also I wanna try interacting with more people if I’m not a weenie pfft and if people don’t mind interacting with a minor ass character Anyways feel free to reblog if you’re a badlydrawn/daily jojo blog and I’ll probably follow Just know this is a side blog and my main is @spiritsilvermoo so yeah }

[rpmemes-galore]

Reblog if your muse is always low-key ready to FIGHT somebody

[jonamama-deactivated20191026]

@insatiablelustforpower @drnkdiobrando

[dem-deutschen-volke]

Send ☭ x for a vs. battle quote to your muse

Battle Intro: Victory: Half HP: Low HP: Defeat: Death: Assist: Taunt: Reacting to Taunt: Flee: Reacting to Flee: Tie: Perfect Victory: Low HP Victory: Finishing Move:

[sinnnieren]

Send me “Date?” and i'll answer...

[chxlkbrexth-blog]

thelonelionette:

sinnnieren:

Who asks for it:

[ ] Your muse asks mine

[ ] My muse asks yours

Type of date:

[ ] Platonic Date

[ ] Romantic Date

[ ] First Date

[ ] Double date with: ____ & ____

Location for the date:

[ ] Movies   • [ ] Romantic Comedy   • [ ] Adventure Movie   • [ ] Animation (Pixar/Disney)   • [ ] Horror   • [ ] Drama   • [ ] Buddy Movie   • [ ] ___ (other options)

[ ] Restaurant   • [ ] Expensive/High Class   • [ ] Small and familiar   • [ ] Fast Food

[ ] Nature  • [ ] Beach  • [ ] Park  • [ ] Forest      • [ ] …and having a picnic

[ ] Visiting a Museum

[ ] Visiting an amusement park

[ ] Visiting a haunted location

[ ] Staying at home  • [ ] Watching movies  • [ ] Playing Video Games  • [ ] Reading

[ ] ___ (other options)

The date might hopefully end with…

[ ] …holding hands

[ ] …a kiss

[ ] …in bed

[ ] …knowing each other better 

[ ] …sleepover between friends 

[ ] …a marriage proposal

[ ] ___ (other options)

Should you reblog this?:

[ ] Yes. I want to send you one.

[ ] Yes.

[ ] No.

[hamonusers-ana-n-mercy]

Can I get a promo for a Hamon Using Ana and Mercy, along with Pharah and an’ OC?

[rpmememaker]

Mafia Themed Sentences

{ trigger warnings: violence, noncon/dubcon implications }  originally from memeroundups but the post has been deleted so we’re reposting it.

“You’d do well to pay. It’s in your best interest.“

“We have ways of making you talk.”

“The moment you came to us, we owned you.”

“I’m not guarding the boss’s kid to play babysitter. Sit and behave.”

“You run your mouth again and see what happens.”

“I don’t care how tired you are, you don’t turn down clients until I say you can.”

“Didn’t think I’d catch you, eh? Run away again, and I’ll break your legs.”

“That was your first kill, you should feel proud. Hey… you don’t look so good…”

“I don’t know what kind of ideas you’re getting but remember this… without me, you’re nothing.”

“The world will eat you if you let it. That’s why it’s everyone for themselves. But here, you’ve got loyalty.”

“Don’t be ungrateful… on your own with this kind of city, you’d be laying face down on a ditch if he/she hadn’t found you.”

“You used to be such a good kid… glad I was able to break that out of you.”

“I think there’s a mole in our operations… and you don’t exactly seem innocent to me.”

“There’s no out. Even if you tried to kill yourself, we’ll just lock you up.”

“Consider this a ‘gentle’ reminder of respect when speaking to me.”

“Don’t worry, you’ll start to enjoy it soon enough.”

“You might be a ruthless brute, but you’re ‘my’ ruthless brute.”

“Kill him/her.”

“They don’t wanna pay? Burn their house down.”

“Don’t you know? You’re the gang’s ‘pet’.”

“I think they’ve earned their lesson, you can stop hitting him/her now.”

“Do you honestly intend to get this far without getting your hands dirty?”

“He’s/she’s squirming around too much, drug them.”

“Far as you know, I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to you.”

“I’m sick of this, I want out.”

“N-no… I… I didn’t want to kill him.”

“I’m through with being your fucking lap dog.”

“People wanna kill me in my sleep…”

“I’m tired of being numb and desensitized. I’m tired of killing before I eat a goddamn breakfast like nothing happened. I’m tired of this life.”

“If anything happens, I’ll take the blame. And don’t you dare to try to put it all on you this time, don’t even fucking think about it.”

“I don’t care if my demands are silly, if you don’t do them, then your boss won’t be pleased if I suddenly got ‘injured’ under your watch.

“Do you even know what you started? The riot and upcoming gang war will be beyond what your fucking punk ass can handle!”

“How about we make a deal?”

“Oh don’t worry, I won’t make a move anytime soon, but I’ll be watching you.”

“Are you willing to take a bullet for me?”

“I don’t know if I’m willing to forgive you just yet. Maybe if I throw another punch…”

“I’m a person, and not someone for you to order around.”

“You think you’re hot shit, but I’m the one who does your dirty work.”

“You honestly believed I would never turn against you?”

“M-my leg… it’s shot, I can’t walk…”

“I ran away, but they’ll be looking for me I know it.”

“You don’t need to get involved. Just walk away.”

“Who said not to mix business with pleasure? Let’s talk this over with a date…”

“If they find out I’m sleeping with you, they’ll kill me.”

“Don’t worry, I heard human trafficking isn’t so bad. At least they’re not harvesting your organs.”

“Please, let me go. I won’t do it again, please.”

“It was simply a mistake on my part, it won’t happen again. I promise.”

“No no, I’m not interested in your friends. I want you. Give yourself over, and they’ll be safe.”

“You can sell me, but I’ll fight it with every fiber of my being.”

“Hey hey, are you passing out? Come on, tell me names and I’ll stop the beatings.”

“I trusted you. You were the only one I trusted, and for what? So you can stab my back?”

“I can’t believe what you’re doing! Untie me, now. Do you have any idea what deep shit you’re in?!”

“Just do what you’re told, like you always do.”

“I know you’ve been tailing me.”

“Care to explain why you were attempting to kidnap me?”

“You know, you’re always such a fucking thorn on my side. But laying on the ground, beaten and helpless, you ain’t lookin’ half bad…”

“Alright, you just quietly sit there on that chair lookin’ pretty. I’ll go collect your ransom.”

“Did you just hit me, you fucking piece of-”

“We can run away together.”

“Come on, let me help you!”

“Then you’ll be going to the highest bidder. Grand, eh? Ready for the auction?”

“I don’t care what kind of best you have, you’re okay in my book.”

“Shit, they weren’t supposed to die. Alright, we gotta cover this up. Grab that body.”

“Can’t you ever follow orders?”

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Starry Sentence Starters

“It’s almost like they tell their own stories, not just ours”

“Do you think the stars can see us?”

“I’d love to be able to hold a bunch of them in my hands”

“It’s always so much prettier when I see them with you”

“Do you wonder if we see the same stars that aliens do?”

“What makes these little balls of light so amazing to us?”

“I’d just run my hand through the milky way if I could”

“These are so beautiful, but they don’t compare to you”

“That one is Orion, can you see him?”

“When I die I hope my spirit can become a star so I can shine for people”

“That star right there is you, it shines the brightest”

“I wish we had a telescope, but just seeing them like this is beautiful enough”

“The grass always seems softer when you lay on it to see the stars”

“Don’t they seem to dance for us?”

[oopsiewoopsie123]

Cuddly Starter Sentences

“You’re really comfortable, you know that?”

“Would you believe me if I said that your lap is softer than my pillow?”

“Don’t. Move.”

“You want to know an effective way to remove someone from your lap? Tickling.”

“I don’t care how comfy you are, I need to get up.”

“Is that a new shampoo I smell?”

“Move a little to the left, I’m falling off the couch.”

“It’s been scientifically proven that cuddling makes movies 100 times better. Well, maybe not proven, but we can give it a shot!”

“It’s me or the dog/cat.”

“Hey! You’re not asleep, are you?”

“This blanket is getting too hot…”

“Your foot is in my face!”

“Please. Let’s just stay like this for as long as we can.”

“I never want to move.”

“You’re squeezing me a little too tight!”

“You just have to accept the fact: If you want to watch a horror movie, cuddling after is required.”

“This is going to make getting out of bed tomorrow even more difficult.”

“I’m sorry, but I have to move.”

“Nooooo! Where are you going?”

“You can’t just get up!”

“Come on, there’s an open spot right next to me.”

“I know you don’t want to watch this show, but the remote is on the other side of the room.”

[akapostart]

doodles

[rpmemefairy]

send me “-👕” to catch my muse without a shirt on

[bloodqueenmsk-deactivated201710]

source: https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/115007729788-Heads-up-for-AT-T-customers

In other words, if you’re using an ATT email for your Tumblr account, you need to go change your email or you will pretty much be…

banned

[cameoappearance]

Well this sucks but I don’t want it catching people by surprise so signal boost I guess

[obstinate-nocturna]

what the actual fuck

[tzikeh]

THIS IS REAL.

IF THIS AFFECTS YOU, GET A GMAIL ACCOUNT OR SOMETHING AND SET IT AS YOUR EMAIL FOR YOUR TUMBLR PREFS RIGHT AWAY. YOU HAVE TODAY, TOMORROW, AND THURSDAY TO DO SO OR YOU LOSE ACCESS TO YOUR TUMBLR.

[ka-star]

Reblogging for anyone that has any of these domains for your emails. Change it asap if you do!