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What if I told you I had a Detective Rita AU but its her in Juno's situation instead of her? What then? 😔

I need to rewrite all the scripts I made of her to be in character, though holy... (her whimsy is NOT taken!)

A young noble lady steals her brother's identity and his ship to find love and adventure, and to write a book about the fascinating life cyc

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When folks tell you that socialism is a white ideology, show them this thread. (x)

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neonprotagonist

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

hlahlahlahlahly

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

countesspetofi

As a former Bluebird, I would like to state for the record that the Lake Champlain monster does not exist and I did not sell him peanut brittle in the early 1980s.

ravioliet

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

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girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)

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Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

cazort

I love how every time I log on, this site attains new levels of heresy. I can't wait to see what is next.

pangur-and-grim

heheheh...... I sent my nephew a bouquet of fruit cut into the shape of flowers for his birthday, and apparently it was a big hit! he's like 4, so any older and it would've been lame, but this is peak age to be intrigued by decoratively carved fruit

pangur-and-grim

AND my little niece got to enjoy it too, so I got double clout! I hope this becomes a flashbulb memory and they love me forever because of my pineapple flowers

thelaurenshippen

I've decided it's actually very noble of me to still have so many typos in my writing when I send it to other people. that's how you know a human wrote it. it's not embarrassing that I still don't know how to spell occasionally. it's all in the name of the fight against AI. I'm brave

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One last thing before I go

astraldemise

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

astraldemise

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

astraldemise

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

bedrock-to-buildheight

I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before

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pokefuseme

I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures

nomadiclegends

hometoursandotherstuff

Leave him alone, he's enjoying his meal. Too cute!

librarian-raichu

You decry him as godless as if divinity holds any sway over those who have already reached nirvana.

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do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas

So initially I'm watching without audio, cause "oh cool, some pole dancing". But turn the fucking audio on

biglawbear

Do you know how hard it is to do this while standing still.

Do you know how hard it is to do this while doing something incredibly physically demanding.

Sound on.

harpyharpyharpy

So shook that I recognized them! That's Khadija Mbowe, a brilliant video essayist on youtube. Here's a link to their channel. They're brilliant and compassionate. Go check them out!